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Knowledge Prime.

Nuclear weapons gave us Metal Gear Solid and Fallout.

Who gives a shit about no guns allowed.jpg and a tired old D&D setting with nigger elves, when will there be a new Fallout game?

"It can't be helped?" That's commie talk!

CHANCE OF MOE: ZERO PERCENT.

Okay chums, here's everything you need to know about the Toho games.

Begin with Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, this is the point at which Touhou was created. PC-98 doesn't count, obviously, because it is so absurdly old and the pixels make it difficult to make porn of.

Okay, move on to Perfect Cherry Blossom. See that thing? Hitbox. Nice, huh? Anyway, it all goes downhill from here, sorry.

Imperishable Night! It's a game about aliens and time management. Not quite as good as PCB, and your mileage may vary with the two-man team mechanic.

Mountain of Faith is up next. Heralded as the end of Touhou, people promptly mellowed out as they found new waifu fodder/did a Marisa B play-through. Zun retires Sakuya to introduce a truly original character. A GREEN shrine maiden.

Subterranean Animism is our last stop. Remember when I said PCB was the best you were going to get? Apparently I am a fucking liar. Or not. They're both stellar installments.

Some people might tell you there are other Toho games. Those people are communists.

Also, all the games end with the main characters and antagonists sharing some tea/sexual tension, in case you are bad at the danmaku.

Best Regards,

Anonymous

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MUKYUUN

>>3848868
MUKYUU

>>3836989

>>3774101
Is this better?

[x] Join the SDM forces and also help them build Knowledge Prime.

Oh, is this Fallout VN?

>>3396500

>>3342525
Right you are.

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>>2651458

Not quite.