/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>25144811
If the ring was on my TV I'd crawl into it to fuck Sadako's brains out
...and maybe get a persona

>>21573839
It's simple: We FUCK the ring

>Schedule a dinner date at your apartment with a lady you've liked for a while
>Get everything ready. Heck, you even installed a dimmer switch for this.
>Have your only expensive suit dry-cleaned. Prepare a homemade, gourmet meal. Candles. Soft music. It's as sappy and cliché as it gets but that's part of the charm, you think. Like a puppy so ugly it's cute, like something everyone either likes or just likes ironically.
>She cancels at the last minute. You're left well-dressed and alone in an empty apartment as slow orchestral music plays in the background and two plates of seared scallops with asparagus and risotto grow ever-colder.
>"Screw it. I'll enjoy being alone for the night."
>You pick out some film you haven't watched yet, some cheap VHS you picked up from a yard sale, and sit down to enjoy your food.
>Through the hissing, garbled static...SHE emerges. Crawling, creaking, groaning under her long-dead breath.
>Her bones crack with every movement. Ink-black ichor spills from her mouth. Her throat gurgles as if she chokes on a combination of a snapped neck and whatever hellish fluid continuously bubbles up from her stomach. Her eyes are hidden by a morbid veil of wet, greasy black hair but you still feel them. Her stare, sharp as daggers, digging into your bare flesh as she crawls and her fingernails scrape whatever they touch.
>She stops abruptly, noticing the well-orchestrated romantic atmosphere
>She stands up
>Walks timidly over to the empty seat across from you
>Begins to fidget nervously

What do?

Pretty much the only reason I occasionally attend conventions is to meet up with some online buddies and /jp/isies. I pretty much only go to AX though.

American conventions have sunk so incredibly low, no one is even into otaku culture and just plays / cosplays league of legends.

It's honestly pure cancer all the way through, getting your picture taken is fun for a while if you are a good looking cosplayer, meeting up with my friends across the globe is probably the best part. At night there's tons of parties, but they are all just filled with more faggots, like an even deeper level of faggotry than at the actual con. I've pretty much stopped going to the parties, since I've never really liked anyone there.

If you want to get laid just make sure you're a hopeless normal and attend after parties. If you aren't in the loop already for the parties then you are fucked unless you run into someone who could get you in.

I'm kind of a typical /jp/ btw despite sounding like a faggot; moon reading guy who just likes to attend cons to meet up with friends and some cool people, hung out with Makoto for a bit this year, nice guy.