/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Roll blonde little girl in FKG with a free ticket
>Oh cool, I managed to land myself a cute loli
>Voice lines play and suddenly grown adult woman voice

Really?

>>31040320

>open stream
>Karma starting, gets hyped
>"i don't know the song after all"
Not like this supernenechi...

>>29597050

>>29141795
>It's worse in that she is way more of a degenerate than Tomoko ever was and she likes some weird ass shit and sometimes she makes even my degenerate weeb friends uncomfortable.
The greatest WTF moments in my life was when an interesting and chill nerd I had been casually been associating with for months went from friends to friends with benefits, and heavily requested I be a dead fish in bed and intentionally get myself soft so she could bring me back up with forceful tit/pussy stimulation to keep a hard-on. With a stop-watch app and one of those temperature guns, because apparently my dick being hotter and harder for longer was a turn-on. I offered to dip it in hot water once, and her response was to tell me that's cheating and gave it an indian burn.
She'd also sit on my lap while I browsed porn and masturbate me while masturbating herself. You'd think this would be great, but she was like 6'2", so I would have to crane to the side, and she'd ask me to lick her sides and pits to the point that my tongue got dry. She even picked up when I was cumming and would intentionally aim my dick in areas which would be a bitch to clean up as a troll move. Even in her own apartment. And of course she would put on BL and then go full throttle just so she could say I came to that. When she frankly asked for feedback, I commented that she wasn't that good at the actual stimulation, so she not only seriously watched and took notes from me on how to stroke a dick, but bought and used onaholes like they do in doujin. Precisely because they were used in doujin.
She also had a thing where she would assume a persona and do things that we never really discussed as being OK-or-not, like prostate stimulation, yanking on my dick after orgasm like it was a slinky or something, thumbing my testes, intentionally pulling out before ejaculation and trying to get me off with intense kissing/hugging (nipple-pulling and ASMRing never worked), using UwU-speak and petting me on the head aggressively to the point of just bopping, pretending she was a guy trapped in a girl's body and being mind-broken by me and calling me a faggot, borrowing my boxers/towels, etc.
That came to an end one day when I finally assumed it was just an act and one night started doing things my own way, only for her to just grab my balls and pull down HARD like some sort of human SIGKILL. And then proceeded to deadpan lecture me, hard dick still in her pussy as she casually thrusted to keep it up, about how real sex is fucking gay and why her whole shtick was intended to subvert it. LIke, why bother explaining it at that point?
I'm not even buttmad in retrospect, but it is like she made sex into a RTS about beating the cock. Before she moved she was nice enough to gift me most of the holes she bought after they failed to do much for her, so that was nice.
If any of this seems unbelievable, keep in mind she was prescribed amphetamines (or at least she said) and usually had me take some well before sexy times.
/blog

>>28199417
>hell the only named character that carries over from HL1 is the Gman and he had a token role at best in 1.
Barney?
Kleiner?
Breen?
Eli?
and technically Freeman but that's obvious.

>>26411289
I can already smell the brain damage...

>>24850431
I'll lay flowers, thanks

>>24645458
You made this comment on /jp/, the same board that has several totally-not-softcore imagedump threads for loli characters.
Whatever you are trying to imply is lost on me.

>>23798436
>EOP tosses her a $100 supacha blog
>she can't even read it
Why do people do this?

>>23181589
>Just spam Yurishii thread like the Sallyfag did.
I beg of you, don't advise that unless you solely want to fan flames.
A bandori thread is completely fine.