/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Helo.
>I are wurm. When yuo are wurm, sometime mans come with sticks. Then they break the sticks on yuor fase. I am writnig to u to ask not to break sticks on my fase. If it keeps up wi will run otu of stiks. Thank yuo order-up people, as show of gud faith here is pickyture. Ties is me. I am eatnig my favrit foob. My favrourite culour is blu and I am 32 yaers old. plese send my free druela dolly asap but not tree sap because i am alerjic.
>[The manuscript appears to have been signed, but midway through the name the signature becomes confused and morphs into what appears to be a doodle of a bird before trailing off the page entirely.]