/jp/ - Otaku Culture

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!

Ughhughhhguhahehehehehheeehehhheeeheee!!!

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!

Ughhughhhguhahehehehehheeehehhheeeheee!!!

>>34424108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0bOOu6pbkQ

With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah

>>34294757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-vlMIUQ6IU

>>31414106
Its 2020 and you can't do some basic coding?

>>31137757
Something about holograms?
I wouldn't know. When it comes to autistic tech stuff I only care about web design and javascript:;

>>30884420
Can you improve your offer creepy cat lady? Papa and Mama didn't want to take me to the Falcom store again to get me some copies of some Xanadu walkthroughs!
I don't want to finish Dragon Slayer I and then get stuck on Xanadu wasting my entire weekend!