/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42313008
Based lonewolfbro, pisscords are for babies

>>39361455
Were you this guy?
>>/jp/image/LJ42nVzMvoeJK3RVGUfRxw
Because man, that's some crazy shit in there.

>>35057890
Beato quickly opens up a magical barrier around the group.
Shirou: augh... *cough cough*
BATTLER, Beato & Kaiji: S-Shirou!
The group runs over to Shirou
Shirou:d-daijoubu minna-san... I've found a way that you can fight back... I-I'm sure of it, I'm sure you can beat this stupid fucking Mexican [headcannon/spoiler].
Kaiji: h-huh? Oi, what was that?
Shirou: Listen closely, everyone...
Shirou utters his last words: XX Chromosomes... i w-was glad to be your hero... *dies*...
BATTLER & Beato: H-huh?
Shirou begins to lose his form, bright shining lights float to the sky as Shirou loses his opacity. All that was left was a stuffed animal toy, and the hope he entrusted to the three.
From Shirou's last words, a flash of inspiration strikes Kaiji.

BATTLER:... kuso, what did he mean...
Kaiji: YOU IDIOT, JUST THINK ABOUT IT
BATTLER: h-huh? oi calm down kaiji-kun
Kaiji: Think about it BATTLER-san, XX Chromosomes, we barely know what this bejitafag looks like nor their gender
BATTLER: huh?
Beato: I see...
Beato, as the owner of the gameboard, uses the Detective's Authority to analyze the bejitafag
Beato: As I expected, this person is not the type to play around with the enemy.
BATTLER: W-what do you mean, Beato?
Beato: Battorah... We should have been btfo since our very first exchange
Kaiji: There is one specific argument capable of taking both of you out if spoken in green... this bejitafag willfully ignored that argument, do you know what this means? There is one insult that comes to mind the second someone speaks about Beatrice.
BATTLER: You couldn't be talking about...
BATTLER looks towards Beato with concerned eyes.
Beato: Cease the thought, Battorah, this enemy will not hold back so neither should I.
fucking political correct niggers, they get brainwashed by society's obnoxious obsession with equality, and willfully ignore/sugarcoat those who are subhuman. These subhumans are prone to get carried away with their newfound power, as expected, being stepped on and crushed for some time and then suddenly being given power can lead one down a path of waste and greed as if they are trying to make up for that lost happiness rather than admitting that they were simply never deserving of it. What is a society in this context? Just a bunch of platitudes given out by self-righteous "normalfags" who cannot begin to think about what it's like to live a life of waste and shame. Since these normals are the majority, their unhealthy inherent sympathy will develop into a fact and the weaklings will never be able to object due to group brainwashing and fucking normalfags uaaaah just kill meeeeeeee YOU FUCKING LIARS AND POLITICIANS THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM.

bejitafag's rampage continues without falter, the wall of green truth grows stronger and stronger, the group devises a plan to fight against the consequential cataclysm caused by the wall of green which will universally btfo the entire universe in mere seconds. Bejitafag hysterically laughs as the wall grows bigger and bigger, at the corner of their eye, they see Beatrice and prepares some green truth in a frenzy. Beato shuts him down by saying: "[red]y-you have no eggs[/red]". The bejitafag freezes and stares are Beato, almost as if time has stopped, bejitafag meekly shoots their green truth at Beato: >M-MUH TRANNY BOOGYMAN >F-FUCK OFF, WTF IS WRONG WITH U, WHO CARES >YOU'RE THE TRANNY. A wonderful move by Beato, by attacking the bejitafag's insecurity, he would end up revealing the deep secret. As planned, Kaiji interjects and says: "Oh? Who was talking about transgendered people? ummm >nice [projection] y-you faggot". Depending on how this bejitafag responds, the success of the plan may or may not come to fruition, that's right, this entire plan is a gamble more or less. After a long period of silence, the bejitafag releases a weak stream of green truth:
>projecting retard fuck off >woah i made fun of trannies do i fit in yet... >stfu incel kill yourself >inb4 seething...

>>34576619
NOT FALLIN FOR THE THERAPY MEME, I FORGE MY OWN PATH

>>34408186
With love, you can understand my motives...

>>34311487
Suddenly, I have a foot fetish.

I dedicate this tale to my beloved master, Bernkastel-chama. Ignore this if you will, I only need her to see this.

Imagine planning a trip to Rokkenjima on the day of the Ushiromiya family conference, you haul your heavy suitcase over to Captain Kawabata's speedboat and prepare for a bumpy ride to the secluded island. Once you reach the docks, you take your suitcase and walk away from the boat without thanking Kawabata-san. You see a male servant in your path, he says: Welcome to Rokkenjima, my name is Kanon, I will guide you to the mansion to meet with the future head of the Ushiromiya family. You follow the servant and reach the mansion, in the front hall you see Krauss and Natsuhi awaiting your arrival, you say: "Hello, Krauss" and casually shake his hand, Natsuhi forcefully interjects by saying: "You are in the presence of the future head of the Ushiromiya family, show some grace!" You apologize and haul your heavy suitcase as Kanon, Krauss, and Natsuhi awkwardly stare at you. You wait in your room until dinner, Genji knocks on your door and says "Please make your way to the dining hall, dinner will be served shortly." You quickly stuff a small bag of "candy" down your pocket and walk downstairs to the dining hall and you see that the Ushiromiya family is gathered there. They all greet you as you enter the dining hall and take a seat towards the opposite end of the empty chair of the Ushiromiya head. Gohda brings in the soup before the meal and the family members all begin to look at you with a curious gaze, they must think that I am nervous so they want to begin making small conversation so I can relax. To their surprise, I begin to talk to Maria, I ask her how old she is and I stare at her with an ominous gaze. The family is noticeably confused as to why I am so interested in Maria, Hideyoshi senses this and tries to smooth the mood by saying: "WAHAHAH, you must be very good with kids!" I pretend not to notice Hideyoshi talking to me, and in the small moment of silence after his words, I say to Maria: "Are you wearing bras yet?". The table goes completely silent, Hideyoshi says: "hmm? I didn't catch that, waha... w-wahahaha! Maybe we just misheard what you said, y-yeah haha..." I say that I was asking Maria about the spa that opened up near my area to try and smooth over the suspicious mood, Maria repeats: "Spa! UU-UU, I love going to the spa!". The family looks relieved and begins to make small talk with each other, Rosa is the only one who is silent, she was the closest person to me at the dinner table so she heard me asking about Maria's breast size and bra. I look Rosa straight in the eye and say: "Has she reached puberty yet, she must be pretty fertile, I have an extra room in my apartment, I don't mind letting her live with me!" I could see her eyes beginning to widen but at that exact moment, Gohda brought in the main course and everyone was dumbfounded at my statement, I managed to singlehandedly ruin Gohda's marvellous meal by making everyone extremely uncomfortable. Every time someone tried to start up a conversation, I promptly said, "I don't care, be quiet, we are trying to eat" while looking around the room expecting people to agree with me as I quietly eat my meal. I endured several irritated looks as dinner continued, at the end of the meal, I gave Maria some of my "candies" and briskly walked away to my room before anyone could catch me, I could see from the corner of my eye that Maria was snacking on those "candies".

1/3

>>34124499
I may be a human with no redeeming qualities, however, if by chance Takano offers to let me use her body for anything that I wish. I would try and shove her entire leg down my throat, hopefully, I can reach her thighs. Her thighs are probably very meaty and soft, I would like to gently touch them before fully indulging in them. Imagine the taste, probably an earthy or cheesy taste assuming that she was walking around Hinamizawa prior to our deal. I want to chew on her ankles and bite the flesh off of her meaty thighs, I'm not a cannibal but the idea of having Takano inside of my mouth is surprisingly erotic. Imagine slowly crushing every bone in her body using your teeth, slowly making your way up from her feet to her lovely well-endowed chest. I would probably tear off her breasts and feast on it for hours, suck the fat and milk and grow into a much stronger and better person. I want to put her hair in my mouth and strip each follicle of hair of its natural oils, I... I just want... I want to put her hands in my mouth and have her fondle my tongue around with her fingers while calling me a disgusting, worthless, repulsive piece of trash who should have been crushed by natural selection at birth. I want Takano to inject me with euthanasia and watch me drift to an endless sleep while stroking my penis, if I'm lucky, I could achieve orgasm as my soul begins to depart with my body.

>>34071747
*glug glug glug* bwaaah, mommy... i cant dwink anymore, my tummy is full... *glug glug, ahhh glublle* oww mommy owww my mouth hurts it is so sore and it hurts... mommy... do you hate me mommy... can i have some more my tummy doesn't hurt anymore... momma?... *glug glug glug* i will drink some more okay? tummy is so full but i drink more! *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug* bwwwwaaahhh *burrp, rrrrrrruupp* aaahhhh mommy look! i finished it, haha! look at it is so saggy now haha! huh? mommy? are you mad?... don't be mad mommy... i finished it... mommy?... do you want me to suck more? i don't feel good but i will take more... but mommy, it is already empty... mommy... mommy? are you okay? mommy? hello? mom? momma? are... you okay... you're not speaking, mommy? haha are you sleeping? mommy is sleeping haha!

>>34017504
The only way to kill Featherine and see the ending of the WTC series is to kill Ryukishi in real life. Under no circumstances will I elaborate, find the answer within yourself.

>>33999268
Delicious

>>33985661
I browse 4chan on the job, I might get fired soon but that only adds to the thrill.

With a soft voice I invite Ange to cuddle, she looks at me with a surprised expression. After all of the humiliation I put her through, that is to be expected. Ange accepts and I lead her to the couch, I find the softest blanket I can and lie down. Ange timidly walks towards me with a cautious gait. She lies down on the couch, I sense that she is a little uneasy so I gently surround her with my arms. She practically melts in my arms, I run my fingers through her hair as she drifts into a nice comfy sleep.

>>33900151
I want to take you swimming and leave you unattended. You will suddenly "disappear" in the middle of the sea.

As Ange sleeps, I play a repeated voice recording of me saying "I am Ushiromiya Batter, 18 years old, Rokkenjima Massacre, I like breasts" as she sleeps. I inject her with my own blood every hour and I try to style her hair like mine. I also procure some powdered Rohypnol to mix into some saline and inject it into her bloodstream. Every time she starts to wake up I say "Onii-chan, go back to sleep" and inject her with the Rohypnol solution.

I inject Ange with testosterone every day in order for her to grow some muscle, she begins to take a new form, Ange is now Ange-BATTLER. In order for Ange-BATTLER to get his nutrition, I blindfold him while he eats a copious amount of chicken burgers that I buy from Burgie King. After Ange-BATTLER finishes eating, I inject him with the Rohypnol and watch as he falls asleep. I move Ange-BATTLER to my room and continue the brainwashing for days without stopping, after a week Ange-BATTLER finally becomes adjusted to his new form.

Seeing that Ange has finally become Battler, I proceed to break every window in the house and using my blood I write "USHIROMIYA BATTORAH" on the walls and run away from the house to go live with my autistic author wife. When Rudolf and Kyrie come back home, they see this and stomp up to my room. They see Ange-Battler lying down on his bed, he gets scolded and they begin to think about putting Ange-BATTLER up for adoption. As Ange-BATTLER hears their conversation, he says: "Enje-chan, where are you?"

>>33859337
Mommy I thirsty, mmm glug glug glug milky time or else baby will not grow up big and strong.

Okay ladies, today is Breast Inspection Day, take em off.

I will lock every restroom around the house except for mine, when Ange finishes her hardy meal of burgies she begins to look for a restroom. To her surprise, every restroom is locked. The little idiot starts to panic and runs up to her onii-chan's room, she sees that I have an open restroom. Ange hesitantly asks: "O-onii-chan, can I use your washroom?". I say yes and she makes her way to my washroom, she closes the door to the washroom, however, I stuffed the space between the strike plate with paper and reversed the direction of the latch bolt so you can push the door open from the outside. As Ange sits down on the toilet, she sees that the door had "slid open", I walk into the bathroom and say: "Daijoubu Enje, just ignore my presence, I'll fix the door". The little retard agrees and sits on the toilet while I am there. She looks at the ground in embarrassment but she starts to get confused by my lack of movement. She looks up and sees me staring at her with a dead gaze, she looks scared however I do not avert my eyes. Ange says: "Onii-chan, are you done yet?" I say: "Not yet Enje..."

The atmosphere is tense, however, I do not avert my gaze. Ange begins to look visibly mad and says: "Onii-chan, just leave the door, please." I comply and leave the restroom, however, I merely push the door in and leave a little gap in between the door. Ange sighs in relief, she finally has the washroom to herself. But when she finally turns her head up, she sees a tall, dark shadow staring at her through the gap between the door. She sees my soul-piercing gaze and freezes up, I continue to stare at her without faltering. At this point, Ange has finally given up on me and my restroom. She leaves the restroom and looks at me with a resentful glare, but I continue to stare at her with the same intensity. Ange says: "ONII-CHAN, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, JUST, L-LEAVE ME ALONE!" but I continue to stare at her. She stomps out of the room and I never hear from her for the rest of the night. In fact, the next day I see her packing up all of her things in her room.

>>33779471
Damn, those melons... I was never much of a Satoko guy but god damn, those fucking baby sippies, imagine how much milk is in there. Those are gigantic, I want to cut them open and stick my head in there. Delicious, so fucking good, ahh.. aaahhhhh.... haa... haaaaaaa.... aaaauh. aauuhhh. uuahh aah auhah auh.

>>33766915
>Bonus points if you can do under 5 minutes
I will be going for hours, I don't need bonus points

Well, I guess we should start with the good old ice cubes. I tell to get on her back for a massage from her beloved Onii-chan, as she lays her fat stomach on the couch, her ass cheeks poke out of her skirt. With a gentle and elegant movement of the hands, I take off Ange's panties (if she even wears underwear) without her noticing. I would then take an ice cube and rub it around the outer rim of her asshole, she would start to tense up and say "O-onii-chan, doushite?". I ignore her and then slip a few ice cubes inside of her anus, she makes a squeal as the coldness of the ice cubes runs up her poop chute. She squirms and squirms however I command her to stay still, I take one of those "Emergency Burgies" that she keeps in her pockets and I use the buns as a butt plug to keep the ice cubes inside of her ham-cheeked butt. She watches in horror as I violate her beloved burgie, I give her a bite of the bun-less hamburger to try and calm her down. I will later call up my main bitch Ikuko, and ask her if she wants to have sex. She agrees and makes her way over to my house, when she makes it to my house I promptly undress her and make love to her so Ange can see. As we make love, I remember to call Ikuko "Enje" loud enough so Ange can hear. Ange sees this and watches in horror, she sees that someone else has taken the place of Battler's imouto.

Enje-chan... Even though I make fun of you and weave tales of your humiliation. You will always be my sweet little imouto, we will be together forever. Ihihi~... IHIHIHIHHIHIHIAHAHA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>33681692
I would tell her to go to my room once night comes and say that I have those greasy, fat-filled "burgies" that she adores. The little retard happily agrees and faithfully waits until nighttime. She stomps her fat, elephant feet all the way up to my room and opens the door, she sees me, Beato, and Ikuko having a threesome, no burgies are to be found. She says: "O-onii-chan, doushite?" and runs away. The sounds of her footsteps are like bowling balls dropping on hardwood flooring, she was never seen again...

>>33666555
I want to fit her entire boob inside of my mouth and choke to death... Fantastic milkers to say the least.

>>33647007
Lock her in my basement for a week. Every day at 5:00 PM, I will throw a single slice of cold pizza on the ground and watch her eat it.