/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20782832
Sounds like fun.

How does one spoon a spidergirl?

>>20070255
Says you.

How do you princess carry an arachne?

>>18526288
/r9k/ would be full of Monsters Going Their Own Way, who secretly want bfs, and a lot of spaghetti stories. Probably it would look like this:

>be arachne
>out of groceries
>has to leave house
>spot favorite coffee brand
>buy tons
>24_hours_of_gaming.jpg
>at the cashier, he's a human
>a human male on the top of that
>palms_sweaty_mom's_spaghetti.mp3
>basket is barely holding, it starts to rip while my hands and legs shaking
>it starts to rip
>oh_shit.webm
>it spills everywhere
>all my legs slide everywhere
>All eyes are starting to get watery.
>Look at cashier, he's frozen stiff
>Notice something white under me
>It turns into brown quickly, it looks like a poodle of shit
>I legit released the biggest amount of web in my life, now It looks like I'm swimming in shit
>can't handle the pressure tear up
>want to run away from the store
>legs got wrapped up, headbutting into the glass door
>Nearly lose consciousness
>Cashier comes closer to ask if I'm allright
>spider_brain.exe has stopped working
>burst out trough the glass like a fucking cannonball
>finally at home again
>mom and dad both scream
>I was so shocked I didn't noticed I leaved a bloody trail, and glasses are stuck into my whole body, I look like a spider hedgehog
>spent rest of the day playing vidya whole body wrapped up in bandages.

"Thank the Demon Lord I can collect silkbux and barely have to go outside."