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>> No.40755012 [View]
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I'd gone back in time. In my room, my brother was at the other side playing Dark Souls 3 or maybe Warcraft 3. He was playing as a Dark ArchTemplar, flying around, before landing near enemies and using its ultimate, a skill like a Rain of Chaos that generated infernal rockslides that homed upon enemies. I mentioned ganking in Irithyll, then saw a ranking with his name below mine, and another guy's name below his, "Tian" and that in this timeline, instead of Naster, that guy would maybe screw me over in becoming King of Irithyll.

Walking along Beach Street, come to a pizza shop with another guy, mention getting a pizza but he says the sauce sucks, and I just think I don't even like pizzas anyway, Australian cheese is homogenised/pasteurised shit. Outside, I see a $10 on the ground so I think I'm lucky, but when I pick it up it's like a document I have to fill out for a discount on my rent, though the other guy says that's still good.

Saw Yukari, going into the middle of a clearing that had an archway bridge over it, setting up a chair there and sitting.

I saw someone had made a /jp/ OP taking advantage of the fact that I've already had dozens of dreams spelling out that /jp/ has been astrally supercharged and you should just make a Law of Attraction spell OP to try and materialise what you want. It had a Hecatia OP image, and a long spell mentioning "Hecatiuuuua" several times, telling her to materialise money for him, and something about her biting with sharp teeth. Someone called him edgy.

Heading over to a castletown that had a lava moat. A professor crosses the drawbridge before me but falls into the lava, burning for a bit but activating a suit that covered him, some water being sprayed inside to cool him off. I started crossing but ended up dangling from the bridge's edge for a while, calling to the other professor for help, he does something then I turn into Professor Farnsworth, I use two bottles of ketchup, squeezing them and spraying a couple of images of Earth onto the ground where I came from, then making the images revolve backwards to send myself back in time.

In my backyard. I had a weird sword, like an multipurpose umbrella. Apparently it was Stormruler. I held it above my head like Lorian charging up his holy wave slash, and whirlwinds gathered, with dozens of bread loaves revolving around me, then I brought the sword down and it actually sliced apart the air. Someone said "It really is Stormruler!" I tried out a function added by the dwarven manufacturer, pulling a little lever on the handle that moved a little scoop towards the end of the sword, but it wasn't made right and didn't work well. I pass by a guy who has a ton of mushrooms, but they're gross and gooey, he shows me a book of mushrooms, there's a type of big white mushroom he came across that's a great ingredient for curry.

In a long passageway like Darkmoon Tomb, fighting with a guy, probably Altaar. We're both using Dragonslayer Spear, spamming the weaponart. I landed it on him several times more than he did me, though it did little damage, since we were both charging and sweeping like Champion's Charge, instead of a deep thrust that would bring down a lightning bolt. He ran off after a while, I chased through the level. He used a Giant's Seed to make enemies attack me, but later the enemies all did it of their own accord, many archers firing at me. I hid around bookcases, crouching, but noticed I'd already regained all my health. I got up on top of the bookcases and made it to a bonfire. There was a bunch of stuff about Gwyndolin being a tranny, probably because of the Gwyndolin tranny spam in /dsg/.

With a little audience in front of a screen. One of them asks about "the cube" and me and another person say, "Go-Qualia's Requiem?" as it starts playing on the screen. There's a redhead Yukari who wants to turn off the lights, I'm going around trying to find a switch, though we only find one that floods the room with white smoke. She wants to find a green tree frog. I'm acting really jealous over her and also trying too hard to help her. I see Reimu, don't remember the interaction. We're gathered over at a garden someplace else, I find a green tree frog, maybe showing it to Yukari, before letting it go. I thought about how I'm the "Alpha Female Dinosaur" and that it's because I have Lilith in Leo.

In a bathroom, washing off a scythe-shaped toilet brush several times, before using it to comb tangles out of my hair. I hear some Japanese about four things "カレー, アイス ," and two outdoors activities I don't remember. I thought curry, icecream and the outdoor activities were nice things. It's the end of a Family Guy episode, I see outside my bathroom a special credit going out to some white haired old bag for doing voicework, the woman appearing on screen. I slam the door shut because I'm naked, then go take a shower since I didn't trust the toilet brush even after washing it a bunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnPayucdTs

>> No.40722910 [DELETED]  [View]
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40722910

I'd gone back in time. In my room, my brother was at the other side playing Dark Souls 3 or maybe Warcraft 3. He was playing as a Dark ArchTemplar, flying around, before landing near enemies and using its ultimate, a skill like a Rain of Chaos that generated infernal rockslides that homed upon enemies. I mentioned ganking in Irithyll, then saw a ranking with his name below mine, and another guy's name below his, "Tian" and that in this timeline, instead of Naster, that guy would maybe screw me over in becoming King of Irithyll.

Walking along Beach Street, come to a pizza shop with another guy, mention getting a pizza but he says the sauce sucks, and I just think I don't even like pizzas anyway, Australian cheese is homogenised/pasteurised shit. Outside, I see a $10 on the ground so I think I'm lucky, but when I pick it up it's like a document I have to fill out for a discount on my rent, though the other guy says that's still good.

Saw Yukari, going into the middle of a clearing that had an archway bridge over it, setting up a chair there and sitting.

I saw someone had made a /jp/ OP taking advantage of the fact that I've already had dozens of dreams spelling out that /jp/ has been astrally supercharged and you should just make a Law of Attraction spell OP to try and materialise what you want. It had a Hecatia OP image, and a long spell mentioning "Hecatiuuuua" several times, telling her to materialise money for him, and something about her biting with sharp teeth. Someone called him edgy.

Heading over to a castletown that had a lava moat. A professor crosses the drawbridge before me but falls into the lava, burning for a bit but activating a suit that covered him, some water being sprayed inside to cool him off. I started crossing but ended up dangling from the bridge's edge for a while, calling to the other professor for help, he does something then I turn into Professor Farnsworth, I use two bottles of ketchup, squeezing them and spraying a couple of images of Earth onto the ground where I came from, then making the images revolve backwards to send myself back in time.

In my backyard. I had a weird sword, like an multipurpose umbrella. Apparently it was Stormruler. I held it above my head like Lorian charging up his holy wave slash, and whirlwinds gathered, with dozens of bread loaves revolving around me, then I brought the sword down and it actually sliced apart the air. Someone said "It really is Stormruler!" I tried out a function added by the dwarven manufacturer, pulling a little lever on the handle that moved a little scoop towards the end of the sword, but it wasn't made right and didn't work well. I pass by a guy who has a ton of mushrooms, but they're gross and gooey, he shows me a book of mushrooms, there's a type of big white mushroom he came across that's a great ingredient for curry.

In a long passageway like Darkmoon Tomb, fighting with a guy, probably Altaar. We're both using Dragonslayer Spear, spamming the weaponart. I landed it on him several times more than he did me, though it did little damage, since we were both charging and sweeping like Champion's Charge, instead of a deep thrust that would bring down a lightning bolt. He ran off after a while, I chased through the level. He used a Giant's Seed to make enemies attack me, but later the enemies all did it of their own accord, many archers firing at me. I hid around bookcases, crouching, but noticed I'd already regained all my health. I got up on top of the bookcases and made it to a bonfire. There was a bunch of stuff about Gwyndolin being a tranny, probably because of the Gwyndolin tranny spam in /dsg/.

With a little audience in front of a screen. One of them asks about "the cube" and me and another person say, "Go-Qualia's Requiem?" as it starts playing on the screen. There's a redhead Yukari who wants to turn off the lights, I'm going around trying to find a switch, though we only find one that floods the room with white smoke. She wants to find a green tree frog. I'm acting really jealous over her and also trying too hard to help her. I see Reimu, don't remember the interaction. We're gathered over at a garden someplace else, I find a green tree frog, maybe showing it to Yukari, before letting it go. I thought about how I'm the "Alpha Female Dinosaur" and that it's because I have Lilith in Leo.

In a bathroom, washing off a scythe-shaped toilet brush several times, before using it to comb tangles out of my hair. I hear some Japanese about four things "カレー, アイス ," and two outdoors activities I don't remember. I thought curry, icecream and the outdoor activities were nice things. It's the end of a Family Guy episode, I see outside my bathroom a special credit going out to some white haired old bag for doing voicework, the woman appearing on screen. I slam the door shut because I'm naked, then go take a shower since I didn't trust the toilet brush even after washing it a bunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnPayucdTs

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