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>>3349120
FUCK YEAH!

-You bust out of the COOKING CAULDRON like SUPER MARIO thanks you your HEALTHY SNACK. Oh look it's a piece of shit using your LADLE like some sort of LADLE. The IMP still hates everything about you and prepares it's KATANNNERS.

-You loot the GLITTERING PRIZEBOX for the ever-valued GLITTERING PRIZES that all Touhous strive for. You acquire a STUPID-LOOKING BULLPUP RIFLE.

-You make like INDIANA JONES and SHOOT THE SWORD-ASSHOLE. It dies a horrible death, and you loot it's body for GLITTERING PRIZES; in this case, it's TWO BASTARDWORK MASTERSWORDS, the finest weapons ever crafted by the fabled JERKSMITHS.

-You get ready to blow this popsicle stand when you are assaulted by the vicious and eternal NETHER ROYALTY: GHOULISH ABOMIGLUTTON. You seriously stand no chance. You get ready to die forever.

-However, BYAKUREN's heavenly voice rings clearly in your mind! "CAPTAIN! We've all been following your journey with magic! We thought it was best to let you find yourself, but we won't just sit by while you give up! You have to come back to us!" You are suddenly filled with the MAGIC OF LOVE! Your ANCHOR materializes in your hands with a flash of light! The ABOMIGLUTTON shudders with fear!

-Oh shit son, somebody play some MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR MUSIC! You unleash your VITAL FLUX: FOUR BILLIONS YEARS OF THE OCEAN! The ABOMIGLUTTON, along with it's entire MANSION OF DEATH are vaporized!

-You go home. It is a good day.