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If your sister was unconscious drunk and there was only enough time to have sex with her once before your parents came home, would you use her vagina, or would use her anus?

If your sister was unconscious drunk and there was only enough time to have sex with her once before your parents came home, would you use her vagina, or would use her anus?

1. Buy low-quality alcohol of your choosing.
2. Put in Yuugi's Dish.
3. Comes out top-quality alcohol of whatever you bought.
4. Drink up.

Not to mention:
Cuddle with Yuugi.
Workout with Yuugi.
Drink with Yuugi.
Treat Yuugi like an actual girl and make her blush.
And if I finally get her to actually like me, Kiss/Propose ect.

Posting Yuugi in a HelenXonpool thread.

Also, whether you're intending to get yourself Oni-like abs or just want to get in shape, don't forget to sleep.

Which I really need to do now.
Goodnight, /jp/.

>>5135655

Look no further, you've come to the right place, satisfaction guaranteed!

>>4939161

While Yuugi has a way to go before becoming quite as awesome as Toshiro Mifune, they do share the trait that a set level of awesomeness makes you too cool for pants.

>>4763222

yuugi is some classy mother material.

>>4753156

This drunk.

>>4632364

Half an hour later, Wipeout 2010.

>>4434320

Wait, hold on... that thing on the clothes rack, is that a garage light?

Come to think of it, what sort of place does Yuugi live in anyway? You only ever see the rooftops of Former Hell in the game.

>>3665483
Oh God Yes!

>>3575943

... or if you're dealing with oni, this.
Drink the greater evil under the table. Molest it while it's passed out. In the name of justice!

getting drunk and having sex.

Japanese oni in her natural habitat.