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>>21976941
>Can mamonobanana teach you how to swim?
Yes, but it's more fun to learn from a mershark and you get over your fear due to her dragging out to sea all the time
>>21976950
>If you have thalassophobia, how did you get an oceanic wife?
>anon forced to go to family get together
>thankfully there's lots of kids so they stay by the shallow beach
>Notices mermaid/mershark/etc. stuck on the beach
>Helps her back into the ocean
>Before he can leave he she grabs his ankles and drags him into the deep blue