/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39101380
I'm sure they'll be more than accommodating too, humans make much better conversation than those more "savage" monsters!

List out lewd things to do with an Elf. I'll start!
1. Licking honey off of her
2. Having her lick honey off of you

>>19616929
>Anon we are gonna discuss your salary raise,mind if we do it in your home?

>>19466769
With a little luck, maybe you'll even snag the teacher.

>>17578999
Don't know what's better, a busty woman in an expensive, form-fitting power suit, or watching her strip to almost nothing to unwind when she comes home.

>>17340181
This man gets it. The species might change, but nothing says 'I own this place' than an army of powerful, voluptuous women in sexy business attire at your beck and call.

>>17084028
Suits are a definite turn-on, especially if there's a contrast for when they come home.

>>16483774
If you have to ask that, you really don't pay attention to their profiles.

>tfw no brown elf co-worker leading to marriage eventually

>>14265382
YES! YES!!!

>>14244668
I would ask that you allow my lawyer to review it first.
We need more art of girls in suits.

>>13888774
>>13888776
You want to be tenderly dominated by a busty dark elf as she whispers lewd things in your ear? That's what's going to happen to you.

>>13786341
Well, you've certainly put in the effort here, so a raise wouldn't be out of the question. The only real work that you could do to earn it, though, is as my personal assistant. You'll be on-call for anything I need, and I won't lie, it can put a strain on you. The last guy couldn't keep it up and had to be let go. But if you think you can handle it, I'll give you a trial period.

>>13669092
I prefer my elf coworkers dark & curvy

>>13342081
I like thick girls.
I want something to snuggle into and hold on to on a cold night.
Cocoa succubi are just frosting.

>>13323139
Best for bullying and turning down for other cuter monsters.

>>13285268
Office Elves are great.

>>13215128
The cuddles afterwards are always god tier.

>>13215130
Did he? The face did seem like a work of his.

>>13201025
>tfw Dark Elf Boss.

>>13016480
My Dark Elf boss reads my emails. So I'm a bit more careful now.

>>12866793

I, for one, would welcome our new Elf Overlords.

>>12337625
>>12337630
Monster Girl Threads have gotten so bad that the shitposters have to shitpost themselves to stay entertained.

I miss discussing MGE, Monster Girl City, coming up with ideas and scenarios that expand from just a picture. Without having to wade through shit.