[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Search:


View post   

>> No.4775787 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4775787

Greetings, dearest America. This is your president, John Henry Eden, let’s chat, shall we. We live in an age of poverty, greed, violence, destruction. Indeed the very seat of the federal government, Washington D.C., has been reduced to what is now known as the Capital Wasteland. The Capital Wasteland. How did it come to this America? How did your leaders allow the most powerful nation on Earth...to die? The answer is really quite simple. Incompetence. Incompetence at the highest echelons of power. We put our trust, our faith, in halfwits. Our intrepid leaders had everything they wanted; power, wealth, prestige. It made them lazy America. Oh yes, and laziness breeds stupidity. Rest assured, I will not make the mistakes of my predecessors. When John Henry Eden builds a country, he builds it to last. The American Way. Don’t you, my darling America, deserve that? Don’t you deserve a future free of war, and fear, and terrible uncertainty? Of course you do. As President of the United States, you have my solemn pledge. That I will never rest, never rest, until we have we have what we deserve. A place to truly call… Home. But for now, my America, we must part. Restoring the greatest country in the world to its former glory, well, huh huh, well that takes time, even for the Enclave. Until we meet again, this is John Henry Eden, signing off.

>> No.3714641 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3714641

Why is he such a world end dominator?

>> No.3596216 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, eden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3596216

>>3596166
Oh, Anonymous.
You will restore peace to /jp/.
I believe!

>> No.3188028 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3188028

[Speech 100%] "...get the fuck out of here."

>> No.3185474 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3185474

THIS IS JOHN HENRY EDEN AMERICA

>> No.3147413 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3147413

Hello, my beautiful America. This is President Eden, and it’s time we had a talk.

Did you know, there are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes of peace, order, and security. These radical malcontents don’t care about you, they don’t care about America! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let’s take a tally of these agitators, shall we. There are of course, the raiders. Those anarchistic ruffians who roam the wastes, preying on any and all, stealing, murdering. The so called Brotherhood of Steel. Don’t be fooled by their pseudo-knightly nonsense or supposed connections to the United States Army. These power armored Boy Scouts are nothing more than common criminals with access to some antiquated technology. Criminals, who have had the audacity to claim this country’s most important military installation, the Pentagon, as their own personal club house. And don’t be fooled America, those who have left the Brotherhood of Steel, branded Outcasts, are just as dangerous. Even more so, being in exile. And what about the slavers of Paradise Falls? The frighteningly irradiated ghouls of Underworld. And last but not least, the hideously mutated super mutants, that have completely overrun the entire downtown D.C. area. Lawlessness, terror, murder. They're all around us, I know, I know.

But not for long, sweet America. Not for long. Oh, no. The Enclave will restore peace, order, and prosperity, to this great nation. And those who oppose us will be removed, forever. But for now, my America, we must part. Restoring the greatest country in the world to its former glory, well, that takes time, even for the Enclave.

Until we meet again, this is your president, John Henry Eden, signing off.

>> No.3118375 [SPOILER]  [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3118375

Hello, my beautiful /jp/. This is Anonymous, and it’s time we had a talk. Did you know, there are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes of peace, order, and security. These radical malcontents don’t care about you, they don’t care about /jp/! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let’s take a tally of these agitators, shall we?

There are of course, the trolls. Those anarchistic ruffians who roam the board, preying on any and all, saging, reporting.

The so-called Normalfags. Don’t be fooled by their pseudo-Weeaboo nonsense or supposed connections to the "Real World". These gainfully employed pseudo-intellectuals are nothing more than common wage-slaves with access to some antiquated bathroom technology. Wage-slaves, who have had the audacity to claim this 4chan’s most important Wapanese installation, /jp/, as their own personal club house.

And don’t be fooled /jp/, those who have left the Normalfags, branded Ronery, are just as
dangerous; even more so, being in exile.

And what about the subhuman scum from /a/? The frighteningly enraging bawwson, bird and anontalk spam? And last but not least, the hideously prevalent tripfaggot circlejerk, that has completely overrun the entire Front Page.

Jobs, education, social lives. They're all around us, I know, I know. But not for long, sweet /jp/. Not for long. Oh, no. The True NEETs will restore peace, order, and prosperity, to this great board. And those who oppose us will be removed. Forever. But for now, my /jp/, we must part.

Restoring the greatest board on the 4chan to its former glory, well, heh heh, well, that takes time, even for the True NEETs. Until we meet again, this is your rectifier, Anonymous, signing off.

>> No.3111982 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, fallout3presidentedenscreen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3111982

Hello, my beautiful America. This is President Eden, and it’s time we had a talk. Did you know, there are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes of peace, order, and security. These radical malcontents don’t care about you, they don’t care about America! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let’s take a tally of these agitators, shall we. There are of course, the raiders. Those anarchistic ruffians who roam the wastes, preying on any and all, stealing, murdering. The so called Brotherhood of Steel. Don’t be fooled by their pseudo-knightly nonsense or supposed connections to the United States Army.

These power armored Boy Scouts are nothing more than common criminals with access to some antiquated technology. Criminals, who have had the audacity to claim this country’s most important military installation, the Pentagon, as their own personal club house. And don’t be fooled America, those who have left the Brotherhood of Steel, branded Outcasts, are just as dangerous. Even more so, being in exile. And what about the slavers of Paradise Falls? The frighteningly irradiated ghouls of Underworld. And last but not least, the hideously mutated super mutants, that have completely overrun the entire downtown D.C. area. Lawlessness, terror, murder. They're all around us, I know, I know. But not for long, sweet America. Not for long. Oh, no. The Enclave will restore peace, order, and prosperity, to this great nation. And those who oppose us will be removed, forever. But for now, my America, we must part. Restoring the greatest country in the world to its former glory, well, huh huh, well that takes time, even for the Enclave. Until we meet again, this is your president, John Henry Eden, signing off.

>> No.2833537 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2833537

>>2833526

Disregard that order, Colonel. We have a traitor in our midsts. Take him down.

>> No.2756407 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2756407

How does it feel to hold a ZAX-class artificial intelligence in your arms? ;_;

>> No.1797874 [View]
File: 183 KB, 1920x1200, President_eden_mainframe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1797874

Recently, a young man by the name of Anonymous told me that there was no /jp/ any longer, that any semblance of unity and protection it once offered has been lost in a sea of failure.

That's a bit of a bleak outlook, isn't it? As bad as things are, /jp/ can recover.

Or not. Jeez, i-it's not like I really care, stupid imageboard!

Navigation
View posts[+24][+48][+96]