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[X]THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

>>3444675
>>3444655

What I gather from all this...is that the encyclopedic compendiums of information regarding the ZUNiverse are to be disregarded entirely, on the proviso that the authors are said to be unreliable. Therefore, according to Anon, one can freely disregard these supposedly reputable sources of knowledge on the ZUNiverse.

All very well and good. SSIB? An anemic, lackluster, underperformed production, weak even by doujin standards, lacking any sort of coherent organization of plot, featuring large, unexplained holes in the story here and there, flat, two-dimensional characters that either fulfill their functions as plot devices and fade away just as quickly, mechanically carry out their duties to keep the story moving without showing much characterization elsewhere, or do not contribute to the overall story - or lack thereof - and are only there by popular demand, doing nothing and saying nothing of importance.
The characters fail to evoke any sort of empathy from the audience, the story, if it can even be called as such, fails to reel one in and hold one's interest, the plot is poorly handled and fails to bear up under its own weight, and the ending leaves almost no closure whatsoever.


EDITED FOR ACCURACY.

Kill them? Absolutely. My hands would be permanently stained with the blood of /jp/edos.

My wish? To become a God.

Then I kill the being and rule over the world. Everything falls into a red nightmare of chaos as the Unending Reign of the White Princess begins.

>>2614361

Indeed, ZUN labeled her as an idiot, not a mentally incapacitated retard child.

>>2608212

OH SHI-

brace for impact

>>2571215

You'd better not be talking about Claude Delicious in that way, young man, or I'll give your hide a proper tanning.

>>2528795

Get thee gone from this thread, shade. Speak not of this eschatological contrivance that the Christians call Heaven, for there is none.

>>2438851

Then go home and reflect on your mother's face, instead of shaming her memory and yourself. You have clearly forgotten her countenance.

>>2438851

Then go home and reflect on your father's face, rather than shame his memory and yourself before me. You have clearly forgotten it.

>>2425076

>And threatening lawsuits only shows him to be an asshole, not a master of what should and should not be written. Being a great writer doesn't give you the right to decide what should be written.

Well, if someone wants literary opinion from a writer, who are they going to listen to? Me, or GRRM?

Naturally, it wouldn't be me. Everyone will side with Martin because he's the one who wrote bestselling novels(Wild Cards, A Song Of Ice And Fire)while I have nothing to show for myself.

Now THAT is just my opinion on the subject. If people didn't hate fanfiction with such an overwhelming passion I'd write fanfiction until my computer burned out.

/making excuses. Yes, I know I'm only offering up reasons to be a slovenly fucktard.... -sigh- ...it's why I considered writing more Touhou stories, but I keep putting it off until the next day, and somehow that next day never comes.

>>2393932

Oh ho.

Well played, Lady Yukari. Well played.

>>2346753

Allow me to torture her into admitting it, if you insist so greatly upon hearing it from her.

She will say it regardless of whether it is true or not.

My tools stand ready. Pincers of iron, heated till they are red in the fire. Thumbscrews. Racks. Breaking wheels and hammers. Iron bars and clubs to beat the body with.

>>2112966

>"lol" is a word that was invented by kids for kids.

Stepped right into the trap, Anonymous. That was a beautiful swing and a miss.

Now get the fuck back to Gaia, you underaged lump of cancer. You don't belong here.

“Mwommy?”

The koyukkuri Reimu peered out of its hiding spot curiously, hearing the soft rustle of grass crushed underfoot. The slight tremor that ran through the ground spoke of something bigger than even one of the hideously bloated yukkuris that could be found deep in the forest, large enough to swallow several adult yukkuri at one blow.

All yukkuri are curious to a fault, and koyukkuri even more so. Throwing caution to the winds, the koyukkuri bounced out of the pile of leaves happily.

“Yu~! Yu~! Dage id eajy!“

The slow footfalls stopped. Crimson eyes, inhuman eyes, turned to gaze upon the tiny creature.

“Ah, so this is a yukkuri….”

“Yu~!”

The koyukkuri recoiled away from those slender white fingers reaching towards it, almost tumbling over itself in fright. Having lived in the comfort and safety of Gensokyo’s woodlands for all its short little life, it knew not what this blonde-haired giant was. Humans were but a byword some older Yukkuris used to scare the younger ones with.