/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So a 35p posted a history of miko antinarratives over on 5ch, and I figured since you guys love malicious narratives you'd be interested

>Miko was fucking the patience men when she was having waterline trouble
>Miko went to a salon, so it was obviously for a boyfriend
>Miko waxxed, obviously to show it to her boyfriend
>Miko used buying a new pc as an excuse to go on a date with boyfriend
>Anzu was obviously Miko's boyfriend
>Miko was cooking for her boyfriend
>Miko got a line notification, obviously from her boyfriend
>Miko was making cookies for her boyfriend
>Miko was using her stay at the hospital as an excuse to go on a vacation with her boyfriend
>Miko saying she's going to the hospital is because she's going to maternity ward
>Miko's hereditary illness is code for getting an abortion

To be honest, the Anzu narrative probably deserves to be true with how he borrowed so much money to give her that loansharks murdered him