/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46391634
>Inspect anon
>-200% Lightning resist
>Well known fact that very few monsters utilize lightning
Zapslut or optimizer? The world may never know

>>45240498
If you're in position to be leglocked you have already lost

>>42595943
>Grounding
Not sure why you would ever need to worry about that
>delicate touch
Nah, they wholeheartedly endorse essentially jumping face first into the fluff.

>>39916305
Lots of restraining traps that would leave an intrepid adventurer at the mercy of a perpetually horny goddess.

>Wake up
>Get out of bed
>Realize you are paralyzed and can't get out of bed because you are sleeping with a raiju
>Go back to sleep until the paralysis wear off
>wake up...
It's a vicious cycle, I tell ya

Must...resist....urge to.....breed...raijus

>>38086581
Nobody who can answer that question has escaped paralysis long enough to tell us

>>23706872
don't tell me what to do

>>22036610
no. we keep polluting the planet and now it's 20 degrees hotter. cheaper, badass-looking electric cars when? the waifu would charge it for about 20 minutes everyday.
but i'm not getting a thunderbird waifu because they're like the harpy version of hellhounds and they'll prioritize raping me instead

On a scale of Kiki to jabberwock, how lewd are raijus?

>>15573588
That sounds frankly terrible
>Cold
>Wet
>Pelted with flying debris
>Can't hear her sweet moans over the roar of the gale
"OK, we both agree, it was a good idea to try something wild and exciting, but let's just accept that this one was a missfire. Come on, let's go home."
> dry off
> make cocoa
> happy snugglesex in front of the TV
> it blows a fuse when she orgasms, but this was still an improvement