/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please don't mind this completely regular Weresheep and go to bed and fall asleep.

Please don't bother waking up in the middle of the night and looking up into a pair of staring eyes.

The sun is shining, the Harpies are singing, your Ryu and Kitsune neighbours are screaming at each other, a new day has starting and you have a Mantis wrapped around your back.

You realize the last part is actually a problem. So are the lightning and fireballs being exchanged by your neighbours, but that is normal. Being in the predicament that you are and having failed to remove the cunning creature from her iron grip five seconds earlier, you turn on your television at the weatherforecast and let your brain ponder as the weather-ryu explains that the town you live in will be washed away by a tsunami if her boyfriend does not return by noon.

What to do with the Mantis stuck to your back? Are you supposed to feed her now? What does a Mantis even eat? You once saw a documentary about mantis, the smaller variant. That would mean that she eat insects. It sounds like a pain to catch her a devilbug every day. What about clothing, does she have any other clothing besides her simple skintight shirt? And why are you wearing your blue socks today, you remember your grey ones being comfier.

Your mind ponders at these difficult questions of life as you suddenly notice, mostly by feel, the two antennas from your guest come to life and tapping around, ensuring that her target is still where it should be. You are quickly greeted with the look of a sleepy Mantis who decided the best course of action after waking up is to climb around you and start staring you at your face, while still tapping at around with her antennas.

You ponder what to do, recalling that carrying her around and asking her things have proven to be fairly ineffective.

Let's talk about monsters cosplaying as other monsters.

It's fits, since she's so BAAAAshful.