/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18000451
>Poseidon Paladin/Worshipper
Grizzled fisherman who implements stuff such as coral into his facial and head hair as well as armor

>Ares
Literally just a Spartan Hoplite

>Bastet
Man wearing fine robes with the typical ancient Egyptian eye liners and make up. Often smells of frank incense, myrrh, and sandalwood. More of a doctor or mystic than a Paladin.

>Bacchus
A bearded man wearing a corona and tunic. While not physically fit, there'd be an undeniable aura of joviality as he drinks from a massive amphora from Bacchus herself that never runs out of wine

>Fallen God
A faggot.

>>17973055
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>Be at Gym in MGC, looking to get mad /fit/
>Some dude's in the corner flexing at a kangaroo girl
>Other dude's in the middle of the weight area getting swole with a Minotaur and Succubus team cheering him on and spotting him
>There's a Matango just standing there... wait what the fuck?
>She's somehow made it so she can actually move, her feet ending in weird oblong little mushroom pads
'Ah... Can you help me practice?'
>Hold back a snigger, she has a pair of boxing gloves on
>Get into the ring with her, you're mad cocky at this point since she's just a fucking mushroom
>Land a right straight into her bosom, the spongy flesh absorbing it to the point of near uselessness
>She pulls back one arm and lets fly
...
>You wake up to smelling salts
>Head's spinning and there's a warm wetness coming down your face, fuck you're bleeding
>She's gone, but she left you a half-drunk bottle of Sunny D and a small note
'Well, what is it?'

>>14863508
oh shit its finally complete? well i know what im doing tonight

>>14446563
>Go out drinking with Oni waifus (bad idea)
>Wake up in the middle of the night, neither one of them are beside you in the Red-White-Blue body sandwich they like to make with you
>The floodgates open, wring your self dry in a torrent of piss and grunting
>Walk back into the bedroom to the soft sounds of moaning and suckling
>Your lights adjust to the darkness, letting you see
>Red has her face buried in Blue's pelvis, sucking at her womanhood. Her sister is pressing it farther onto her with her hands
>As Red fondles herself, Blue's moans almost reach a sonic pitch shriek as she climaxes, collapsing onto her sister
>You try to move to not interrupt their sisterly 'bonding'
>A fucking floorboard creaks and you're cursing the god of tropes
>'Ara ara, dear sister. It seems to the main course is trying to get away <3~'
>'Even after the appetizer was so filling? We can't have that, not at all <3'
>Try to reason with them, telling them that they're only like this because they're bloody pissed out of their minds
>They look at each other and giggle
>Open the blinds, it's a Full Moon, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Before you can run, R clasps you from behind, binding your arms as her sister douses your cock in sake
>She smells you, then slurps and licks at you, giving you an all-too-pleasurable blowjob
>Savors every drop of your first orgasm
>They play Jan Kan Bo to try and figure out who gets first round
>It's Red, and she has you plow her from behind as Blue dry humps you for 'assistance' in banging her sister
>Keeps whispering lewd things like 'Don't get her pregnant unless you want to take responsibility' before you unleash a huge load into her twitching onee-chan
>Think it's over, Blue throws you to the ground
>Undoes her braided ponytail, letting her hair flow behind her like a white ocean
>Fucks you in pelvis-shattering Amazon position sex
>Heart pupils the entire time
>TFW you will never wake up thinking it was a dream

>>14411999
Then she's going to be reminded of the legend of Herakles and his twelve labors because I'm going to ram that pillar of flesh so far into her baby maker that she'll have no choice but to get pregnant to survive.

We're talking high-octane womb ransacking semen being shot into a highly fertile Hellhound snatch hatch with the force and velocity to travel through time like tachyoons and impregnate her mother before she even met her father.

Immaculate conception at its very core. Through dick: Unity.

>>14358293
>>14359375
>Take Ghoul out for a nice dinner
>Ask her if she's ready to eat her meal, it's piping hot and fresh steak and onions
>She's underneath the table in an inhuman flash
>Mumbles something about hating steak but loving sausage
>Before you can process her innuendo you're getting to most amazing blowjob in your life
>Right before she demands you feed her lower mouth in the bedroom

>>14346052
>Implying we'll ever get anything involving Horsepussy and the Steppes

>MFW one of the things never explored with Ignis smut is that being a pyromancer is a huge adrenaline rush
>The power to un-make at your finger tips

>>14208395
Leather corset with frilly pink latice in the V cut between her thighs and on the underside of the bosom followed by thigh high boots and elbow high leather gloves and a symbol for Venus embroidered right onto her corset's crotch

>>14197386

I want to burn this thread right now, all this fucking arguing is giving me a bloody headache

>>13871328
I went ahead and made a transparent
versions cause i have nothing better to do
my gimp skill are shit