/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I went into my brother's room and stole his weed. Came back later and he was acting pissed off telling me to go away.

Looking over my desk with steroid needles thinking about my muscle obsessed brother, that he's right, muscles are everything.

Invaded at Pontiff. There was an onion host with two phantoms. I walked past the phantoms and hit the host with a weapon I don't remember, until his tear popped. I threw a shiv and it looked like it hit but didn't as he rolled off the ledge into the arena. I followed but he had run around the curve of the wall so I couldn't shiv, so he healed. Then I hit him again and he died. I heard one of his phantoms say he was going to kill me, he rolled over with Millwood repeater glitch, I just kept backstepping to dodge it, one of the phantoms saying something about me backstepping.

In my room. A little girl comes in and sits sideways on my lap, so she's to my right. I put my arm around her. She says "Hey, some of us actually believe everything you say. Oh...I can't believe this mess!" then hopped off my lap and left the room. An older girl sits on my lap to my left. I put my arm around her and she recoiled. I said "Oh, sorry..." I see a username starting with "Caesar" and finish my sentence "Caesarean" she says "Hey!" I check the full username "Caesartopia" and say "Oh, sorry. I'm the Caesarean."

Walked out my backdoor. I thought Yukari might have sex with my brother just to spite me, thought about how sex is like fusing your souls, turned up to the sky and said "Why God?" Two little red-black velociraptors came from the neighbour's house over to me. I was cautious but saw they were friendly and gave them pats.

Saw someone playing Minecraft with a NPC Zelda beside him and was told I better start playing that too.

Saw a guy next to a spider's web that had Flandre caught in it.

Saw a message talking about having traced where some guy's money comes from and it was fake stuff from an Indian pay machine. Saw a thread I made with Miko as OP talking about this, with the first line of text being in a script of eyes looking in different directions.

Playing a King of the Hill game. My team cleared out one area the enemies were holding, then we were looking for the next place. Heard a little girl talk shit to me. I checked a big cave, saw them far away downwards. I transformed into a dragon and starting flying down there, an opposing dragon appeared so I turned myself invisible, landed beside the enemies and breathed fire on them. The little girl said "It's not my fault, it's Nickelodeon and Maldelorean's!"