/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>12122203
Haha, day 10, I think I'd rather drop myself off a bridge.

I think miko and byak might not be so bad, but remi is fucking scary and fuck was that bounded field and border of life and death I saw?

No thank you.

>>12095815
Anon please.
Just because we both love Yukari doesn't mean that we should be blind.
She's very, very dangerous in many ways.

Ara~ Ara~ thread?

>>11815306
I love you too

>>11678718
GILF!

>>11429343
I don't really think you can trust anything Yukari says. She is one of the most Youkai-like Youkai out there. She will lie and assure you that it's the truth to her grave, if not to only keep herself alive.

Best maiden.

I really want her to beat me up with her feet as she calls me a pathetic worm...

Why do the Japanese drink alcohol from a plate? Do they not know what a cup is?

>>9126211

YUMO GWAY GWAY FI DEE CHOW! YUMO GWAY GWAY FI DEE CHOW!

It's interesting to note that /jp/ers react more positively and politely towards posts where they are called losers or faggots than ones where they addressed kindly.

Is this because /jp/ is largely a bunch of submissive bitchboys that want to be controlled by a big man or futa ?

>>9083530

Wrong, she has a bigger, fatter cock than you.

>>9043147

Shut your fucking mouth, you vienna-sausage equipped brat. Why don't you go yell at your mom until she brings you more pizza bagels or whatever it is fat, hairy unemployed losers eat?

How are you sad, jobless, loveless little NEET losers doing today? Did mama Ran coddle you again and tell you it was okay to be a complete loser for your entire life?


Just to let you all know, by the way, stretching your wee-wee out will not make it any larger than it is already. Not that you should be satisfied with having a veinna-sausage for an erect penis, but I suppose you don't have much choice.

>>8970857

Yes, we have a "Abble Magingtosshin Mack Pro" or something like that. I don't know very much about computers, since they are for nerds. Chen seems to like it just fine-she can draw her pictures and pick on all of the dorks on 4chan to her heart's content.

Like I could even be forced to take a penis so small that it's existence is questionable without a microscope.

I would call it a Veinna sausage baby wiener, but that sounds too large.

Fufu~Good evening, brats. Your mother says I'm too rough on you, but I'm here to let you know that you're all a bunch of pathetic losers. I mean, you're sitting here on an imageboard when you should be sleeping and preparing for a productive day tomorrow. I always knew you were lazy little shits. Oh well, I suppose it can't be helped-just try not to be too much of a burden on your parents when you kill yourselves.

You brats are still up? Granny had to take a nap-it's not easy keeping healthy when you're thousands of years old.

I swear, Ran, you spoil these children-that's why they always turn out to be such big, oafish losers.

>>8389673

Yes, although I have no idea why.

Would you betray humanity and join the youkai side if it meant a chance at getting into your favorite Touhou's panties?