/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10349534
i don't think anyone in this thread would want anything less than their perfect image of the "ideal loli". which is to say, they're (un)happy with how they are now unless jesus descends and uses his jesus powers to transform them into an un-aging cute pre-teen girl of an ethnic background of their choosing.

>>10342666
sorry.
basically being an asian in my late teens with well connected parents, i frequently experience visits from other asian families of similar social stature. they often bring their offspring which have a thing for grabbing onto me and getting me to play games like tag or marco polo. essentially the karaoke is the adults entertainment and i am the kids' entertainment. around august last year i had stayed up one of the nights watching one of the old gaki no tsukai's and was taking a nap in the afternoon. mid sleep i felt a weight on my body and a suffocating kind of feeling. i woke up to a 8 year old on my face, a 9 year old on my chest and another one on my legs. i removed them one by one and immediately distracted them with toys as i rushed to the toilet to prepare my public face whilst barely suppressing a boner.

it's tough being me.

uguu?

Uguu?

>>5793671

My internet crapped out. Sorry. New IP:

99.145.192.207

Hosting.