/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2801228
I tend to prefer younger characters (though not prepubescent lolis), but Yukari is an exception.

>>2576725
And you thought Border of Life and Death was a mindfuck. You haven't seen shit yet!

>>2086844
What are you talking about? All topics are equal! Only some are more equal than others!

I like most touhoues, but only Yukarin has filled the gap in my heart. Though I'd like her a little less healthy...

Eight Cloud

>>977441
>It's just TOO FRILLY.

Post a picture of your favorite touhou.

>or make them think I'm an idiot thus launching an easily countered attack.

I'll admit, I would've fell for it, more times than I wish to count...

I didn't take jumping or flying opponents into account because being in the air is halfway to being dead in the water anyway. If you're in the air, no matter how long Yukari's delays are, you'll either take a laser trying to pinpoint her with a bullet (and if you're already blocking or flying to avoid the initial bullets, any block would be taxing or simply be crushed), or simply block all the way back to land and restart from square one eating kunais and lasers again. I was only talking from a grounded opponents standpoint, because the damn Practice mode won't let jumping opponents block...

Fellow youkai, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason.
Let no youkai deny the perils of our time. While we fight one another, divided by the
petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threathening
to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as groups and as individuals to set aside
our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek
refuge upon higher ground lest we be swept away by the tide. Our dominion of humans of Gensokyo
is no more. Whatever semblance of power we once held is a phantom, a memory. With the moon
people left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the white-black
witch is self evident. We have seen our homes and families destroyed by the calculated moves of
the shrine maiden. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by that nightmarish
ghost. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the perils of our time.
The time has come, fellow youkai, to rally beneath a new leader. In unity there lies strength. Already many
of the dissident groups have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating
only before a single border. And from beyond that border, I shall watch over you.

Well that's about it from my hijack folder. Good stuff.

>>441458
Your throat closes up because you have asthma. You're probably sweating because you're fat.
>>441464
Because you've never been outside. Try actually going to places where girls, y'know, exist.

The purple dress makes her look like a blob.

>>321750
We are Discussing Borders. Would you like to join us?

>>301733
WhY aReN't YoU? i ThOuGhT tHe ScArLeT dEvIl MaNsIoN mAiD wAs AlWaYs WoRkInG!

>>282597
>>282668
>>282724

Oh, Hi Ultros! I'm such a fan of yours! I've always loved your puns, and I'm actually pretty jealous of them in truth.

Hey, come to think of it, you're a pretty good fighter yourself, aren't ya? Maybe you could beat up this annoying black witch I know? There's a prize for it to, because then you'll have a cool new nickname!

Kill-a-Mari

Hot old fashioned girls = DO FUCKING WANT!

Why is Yukari the only woman in Gensokyo that isn't gay?

>>185500
Fuck, I like this theory.

>>175529
Hence, this is now a Yukarin thread.

>>164451
"I see. so it's just as I feared. I could not, in the end, change my fate."

"Any Youkai that stands up to me will perish."

"That is true. That includes me."

"You sound as if you've given up."

"Because in the end, I was only lead here. I remembered my past, and hoped I could avert the future...

Listen to me, Reimu. Hundreds, no Thousands of Youkai will attack you after my death. There will be no end, until finally you must face a challenge. In that challenge, you will finally see the truth.

...But it's too late by then, because even though you are given one last chance, nothing will change."