/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Y-you want to do what with my pits?

>>45781070
>my ice cream! :c

>>45050528
MY SLA- SERVANT IS NOT AUTISTIC! I HAD HER TESTED AND SHE GOT A PERFECT SCORE!

>>44771074
I want to give the pharaoh a scalp massage so good she aheagaos

>>44704234

>>44574332
One New Years ritual ancient Earth pharaohs used to perform was jerking off into the Nile as a metaphor for new life so a mamano pharaoh using it as an excuse to make babies with her husband is par for the course

Pharaoh after she told anon to go fuck himself!

>>44126999
>>44127028


>They finally managed to get wurm and anon to sit down for a class. Hard enough to get one to stay in one place, let alone both.
>Anon can be lured by jangling keys. Wurm can be lured by letting her eat said keys.
>Since wurm speaks english and unga bunga, she can translate lesson to anon
>Miss Pharaoh (who's brilliant disguise is a fake moustache) is going to teach anon how to count.
>Gets her assistants, Miss Khepri, to use themselves as a literal example of addition
>The whole process is aggravatingly slow.
>That's not even mentioning when they go beyond 10, and anon kicks his shoes off to count his toes.
>But slowly, very slowly, there is progress
>That stupid grin he makes when he gets it right (very rarely) makes it worth it
>Still can't speak anything but unga bunga, but it's a start.

Order education system everybody.

>>40770073
>What has the pharaoh been doing?
Trying (and failing) to make her servant boy realize she's crazy for him

>>40027399
The pharaoh's a perv too, oh no.

>>39507669
Pearshaped undead lolibaba sitting on my face is the way it should be

>>38153905
>"He...he think's I'm his Empress?!?"

>>36594871
Same. Unconditional love from women who isn't related to me sounds like an impossible fantasy. That's what makes mge so great

>>33746633
>>33746672
>My plan worked, but it worked too well...

>>33697219
I wonder how flustered she would get if you told her you think she's cute when she tries to act sexy

>>32565134
>On an mge streaming site
>Click on a random stream
>It's a pharaoh streaming herself playing a game
>Speaking in some language you don't understand
>In a shitposting mood you type in chat "You're pretty cute and you have nice milkers, gib chocolate milk"
>Figure it'll be lost in the sea of other messages
>Pharoah looks at chat then does a double take
>Stares at chat absentmindedly for a while before closing the stream
>Later stream is her getting on an airplane
>Next stream she gets off the airplane and you realize she's in your city
>Close the stream
>Eventually hear a knock at your door
>Figure theres no avoiding it so you open the door
>As soon as the knob turns the god voice starts
>Your legs take you to your bedroom without your permission with swift *clack* *clack* behind you
>Get raped and smothered by brown tits
>The entire journey and rape were livestreamed
>Still don't understand a word of what she's saying

>>32439700
>>32439715
I don't think monsters understand the power that genuine compliments have over men, all they would need to do to keep me loyal is throw me a compliment every other week or so

>>29933307

>>27690982
>Get roomed with Pharaoh
>Constant demands to take care of her basic needs because she doesn't have any servants to do it for her
>Drags me with her on mall shopping sprees and insists on getting fancy expensive clothes I can't afford
>Justifies it as paying me back for taking care of her
>Says she needs photos of me dressed in the clothes she buys to send to her family as "proof" of something
What do I do bros? I can't study like this

>>25444378
You would get outgoing ones like gyaru pharoahs and ojou wights and stinky neets like oomakude and trolls

>>25200217
Gonna challenge the Pharaoh to a hand-holding contest, for her hand in marriage!

>>25086736