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>Challenge a salamander to a duel
>Never show up

I've found a way to glitch out of the map and skip the impossible rival fight at the end of the starting area. It's pretty handy if your build isn't optimized to fight her yet

>>45825490
Sorry, but there has been mixup at waifu factory. You are to receive Salamander childhood friend instead.

Do you think if I took up the bow instead of a melee weapon, warrior monsters would leave me alone?

>>43866933
>Are you refusing my challenge, Sally?
>"Wait, uh, it's just..."
>So you admit defeat by forfeit?!
>"No! I just... This isn't..."

I'm going to sexually frustrate a salamander so I can get her tail hot enough to use for welding

>>42916583
You don't need to beat Salamanders, just give em a good fight. Hell just having a really strong fighting spirit might be enough It's one of the reason they're better than lizardmen imo

I'm refusing to fight monsters until they put on some actual armor or at the very least some clothing. No, it's not because I have a thing for women in armor

>salamander getting ready to raid all 999 floors of Anon’s wizard tower as the ultimate endgame dungeon
Remember: the more you struggle, the more determined they get

>>41798787
I was the invader and of course, I spammed it that it's traditions

You have been tasked with keeping a cold-blooded sally-mander warm for the entire winter.

I now desire more sci-fi monster stories. Also legally distinct laser swords

What do I do if the top student in my class keeps following me around in skimpy outfits to distract me from studying? The librarian won't kick the annoying lizard out and I'm starting to think I'll never take the top spot in the class.

>>40749904
I would love to bully my arch nemesis

>>40466433
Sally

If you can't beat her in melee then fill her with demon silver arrows before she gets close

>>34944022
Perfect fit.