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>>46364904
Raiju.
Paralysis cuddles too strong

>You seemed like the kind of guy who stuck a fork in the electrical socket when you were little

>tfw there has been a thunderstorm following me all day
>Never rained in my location, just ominous rumbling off in the distance wherever I go
I'm sure it's nothing

>>42892555
But Taster-Tits has made it a personal mission to put herself near your dick.
Shouldn't have been so conductive if you didn't want a few zaps, you are practically asking for it.

>You ever stick your dick in an electrical socket?

>>40639313
>This is the end, the monsters got you.
>Cornered by a zap weasel in some back alley, currently getting a blowjob. Her head bobbing to the beat of the music bleeding through the walls of the club you are pushed up against.
>Feels REALLY good, tingly too
>But you're a good, chief goddess fearing boy. You went to church and all that stuff. You need to find a way out.
>Hard to concentrate though, given the situation.
>Still, you're not just gonna sit there and take it, you're a MAN, dammit!
>The moment you put up the slightest hint of resistance though, the tingling increases and you feel all your muscles lock up before your limbs go numb.
>Your legs give out, and you slide to the ground. The raiju follows, never breaking contact, not even slowing down.
>Now that you are down on her level, you can see the smirk, and the tiny sparks arcing across her.
>After what feels like half an hour, she stops, and tells you she will buy you a drink afterwards so you two can get to know each other, then goes right back to work.
>….Well, at least she isn't completely savage.

HUFF THE FLUFF

Must be difficult, trying to relax in a hot spring in zipangu when a raiju jumps in and all of a sudden everyone is horny