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>>17880052
True vampires come from when a succubus falls in love and gives the person she loves a soul sucking kiss. If the persons will is strong enough they still die but come back as an OG vampire.

>>16303902
>Hating on built-in 'fuck me' heels
At least Kobolds and Griffon aren't furries.

>>15351842
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>>14884883
Arachne, Jurougumo, Girtablilu, Oomukade, Kejourou, Wight, Lich, Ghoul, Zombie, Jiang-Shi, Dullahan, Will-o'-The-Wisp, Hellhound/Barghest, Manticore, Grizzly, Yuki-Onna, Lava Golem, Dark Slime. LITERALLY ANY DRAGON EVER. Apophis, Pharaoh/Mummy, Sahaugin, Vampire

Those are just the ones that I can think of off the top of my head.

>>14253460
Recognize the threat, fight back from the overwhelming amount of "Fuck me pregnant" that she's throwing at you. Try to see something to distract yourself like the fact that a Cu Sith is fucking a Welshman because they get off on yiffing. Let your boner shrink into nothingness to make her lose disinterest.

>>14152533
This?

>>14026224
Whether you come from the beast's womb or gestate from space fungus, you are monster girl.

The Demon Lord was born from space fungus

>>13845655
>Can create pocket dimensions
Were did this meme come from? Were is a lilim shown to have created a dimension? and dont say wonderland because that existed before the queen of hearts took it over.

>Dark Elves are Sado-masochists because they've never actually had sex with a man and are schooled by their Arachne wet nurses on the ways to make a man your husband, making them a shadow of what they could be capable of

>High Elves are only cunts because they're too self-conscious about their overly sensitive dagger ears that they realize if a man were to bite them during intercourse, she'd turn into an ahegao'ing mess

>Orc women will always be able to drink you under the table at Porkers and even hotdog you into oblivion

>Elf rape is just an urban myth the knife ears use to subjugate Orcs into a life of racial bigotry, ghettos, and being hated by every other sentient race

>>13746560

>Werewolves are loyal to a fault
>Will lick the roof of your mouth during french kissing
>Will assert dominance on you in bed through positions like cowgirl, reverse piledriver (Amazon), and have a sex drive that will make you chug Sunny D like a motherfucker with 10 Whopping Vitality against Gravelord Nito
>Will protect your smile
>Can possibly turn into their original Wolf-Man form to murder your enemies or her rival lovers if the writer so chooses it

>Werecats are human-sized cats
>Capricious, aloof, will yowl incessantly when you leave her outside for too long
>Will only fuck you when she's in the mood and never before
>Has to have a back rub and a tummy rub and a scratch behind the ears before she's ready to rumble
>Only upgrades into Cheshire Cat
>Downgrades into Cait Sith

Honestly, fuck the normal werecats. Unless you're a Nekomata or a Baneneko I want my fucking WereSchwarzwolf.

>>13726235
>>13726230

>Cheshire Cat constantly using her powers to fuck with Anon
>First she replaces his toothpaste with cat food
>Then she sheep shits his mattress
>His phone at work is covered in KY Jelly
>She constantly orders various cat toys and even has a Holstaur deliver "Fresh Milk" to his office with her nipples at full mast
>Schlicks while invisible behind him, the schadenfreude making her hips move on their own, onii-chan!

I don't know why but she's literally the first MG that came to mind.

>>13721728

>A Succubus or Lilim forcefully repressing their Charm aura and spells in order to prove to their prospective husband that they're more than just "Shitty brainwashing sluts"
>Turns it on to 11 when she finally can't take it anymore and throws you into the bedroom
>They still tell tale of that night, even in the depths of Hell

>>13709487
The hulk was so angry he punched a hole in reality once. He could easily punch the demon lord and all the lilims out of existence if he wanted.

>>12434051
we're also like 700 posts lower than normal.

>>12417570
Don't forget to dick the daughteru too