/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Beep Beep Beep Beep
>Beep Beep Beep Beep
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>God damn alarm clock

>You press the snooze button, the first annoying sound of the being silenced
>You drag your hand across your face before dragging yourself out of bed
>You notice a letter on your night stand
>Probably from your girlfriend
>You ignore it and decide to get ready for work

>You sit down in your office, preparing yourself for the coming bullshit you'll have to deal with
>You were recently assigned to Human Resources
>They said the department needed a human touch
>Real funny Jessica
>Management thought she was serious and stuck you here
>So now you spend every day listening to the few other men complain about being hit on constantly
>That is when it's not one of the many monsters coming in on a fake complaint to hit on you
>You found out on your 3rd day that you are basically getting paid to be complimented

>You make almost twice as much, and get your own office, so it's kind of worth it
>It isn't
>It really isn't

>By the end of the day you listened to 3 different guys, and got hit on by 19 different monsters
>The ratio of this office is stupid, and getting your own office only made it worse
>You open the door to leave, but feel it bump into someone
>You peak your head outside into the hallway to see your boss on the ground
"Hey Jessica"
>You help the short Weresheep off of the ground, sneakily wiping what fluff she shed onto you off on her white suit
>"Thanks Anon, we need to fix that door, having it out is really dangerous."
>You were going to do that yourself, it's not like your job is important anyway
>"So Anon, are you ready to meet my parents?"
>What

>>14135647
Sheep/ram represent.