/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47413687
lol, as usual

>>47081185
so fucking what? stop acting like a onions faggot.

>>43622402
lol
lmao

>>41040411
Was it autism? I think Beatrice is autistic

I stand by the Readertrice theory

I reject that catbox and embrace the solution where, I, the reader, am Beatrice

>>40314741
Beato simply cannot ever lose, she's much too powerful and beautiful and kissable

>>40074576
Love me Beatrice, simple as

Let's get this thread started right with our lovely Golden Witch

>>39174271
Disappointing Kuwadorian Beatrice would be hell

Smug Beatrice
Smug Beato
Smeat

I want to be in Beatrice's huge tracts of Golden Land

>>37128335
Maybe Yasu thought that if she'd not been a child of incest she might have continued the Beatrice trend of looking like a clone of the previous.

>>22977052
Remembering this stuff makes me wish the fanbase stopped trying to twist the intended solution with stupid theories and actually discussed the LORE behind Beatrice. Not her real origin or anything, but the things she wanted us to believe at first.

I wish the fandom didn't get so obsessed with searching for alternate solutions to an already solved puzzle and instead attempted to understand and make some sense of the fantasy side.

Sure, Chiru is all about the mystery genre and shit, which is supposed to guide you in the right direction and hint that this is all fiction within fiction, a mystery book written by Tohya.

But Beato's original 4 games had a charm to them that neither Lambda nor Battler could replicate. They were BELIEVABLE as fantasies and the magical world depicted in them made a lot of sense. When Gaap talked about shopping for clothes in Hell, I could imagine that and believe that such a place could exist, if the whole magic explanation Beatrice proposed was actually real. It wasn't that ridiculous, it was your typical fantasy fare involving demons and witches.

I really enjoy that stuff. Part of the reason Beatrice is such an enjoyable character is because she has this long thousand year old history where she traveled the endless fragments and had countless adventures before meeting Kinzo. That shit may be all fake, but it's just as important as her "real" backstory. It's what gives the character life and makes the fantasy believable.

Seriously, the fantasy in Umineko is pretty fascinating and it would be great if people tried to connect it all together into a proper lore, instead of arguing about the mystery solutions or the authorship theory metaphors for the hundredth time.

>>20699855
I feel like shit because I pretty much wasted the past 3 years of my life and I feel even worse because I'm not doing anything to change that and actually do the work necessary for me to be happy