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ありす!
YOU'RE DRINKING?!
I'm telling Shinki the second she comes home.

>>36683718
Alice has extremely low self-esteem and doesn't believe she deserves to be happy.

Alice is an alcoholic and she WILL abuse you if you stay at her home for the night

>>28537593
It would be a cheap knock-off of whatever the human village brews.

>>27421993
The IDIOT here is ALICE that puts ICE CUBES in the TEA and then tells ME that I should hurry up before it gets COLD.
Not even Eirin can fix Alice's stupidity!!!

>>25565992
Please do not kinkshame Alice

Alcohol is poison.

Getting drunk with Alice

I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. She told me how cool it was to meet a real 3D human, but she didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me to come over for tea or anything.
I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
She was taken aback, and all she could say was “H-Huh?” and she kept confusedly blurting out “huh? huh? huh?” while I was closing my hand shut in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her start sniffling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tampons and a case of diapers in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she was too busy crying and going over the events in her head to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tampons and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around to look for me, before quickly turning back around and casting her eyes to the floor once our eyes met. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tampon and the diaper case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept accidentally interrupting her by failing to contain her really loud sniffles and crying noises.

I was planning to play this game

an alcoholic

Stealing Alice's stash

>>17770855
She deserved it

Nasty, nasty Alice!

Don't make fun of her panties !

>>15953287
Poor Alice is so lonely she has resorted to alcohol.

I'd go to Alice's place instead. She's the only one that has some good tasting whiskey

what if alice likes being hit in the head with a shovel? this thread could be a trick! Alice is probably stupid enough to do that kind of thing. Maybe she made the thread herself! HI ALICE!

>>12144600
He could always grow a pair of his own, if he drinks enough alcohol.