/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Barely holding on to third, again. How the fuck make up R and rank when these idiots deal into obvious dealer mangan?

First game a 2050 7 dan and a 2080 5 dan, second game a 2105 5 dan. 4th place avoidance is such an annoying way to play.

Two to four times a week. It's not like I even get erections anymore it's just a habit at this point.

>>9065129
>Delete random posts at random
>Leave 500 post cock sucking thread >>9060036
>Leave this thread
Janitor is wwwww craaazy

You wouldn't pollute your bloodline with the dirty genes of strangers!

Disregard 3DPD, acquire Cirno figurine.

You should be ashamed OP.

I want to cum all over another /jp/er.

/jp/ Is for shitposting and 2hu only.

W-why would you do that!? waifu's are for tender loving and worshipping!

>that guy on your friend list that pretends he is a girl

>Volunteered as a page at my college town's public library to try to get in this one hot chick's pants sophomore year.
>Am putting away kids books
>It's preschool storytime.
>Storytime is also well attended by local kids with varying degrees of disabilities
>See one of the downs seven year olds tear-assing towards the bathroom.
>Normally, I would tell kids "please don't run" but when they were making a beeline for the bathroom, I'd gladly make an exception.
>About fifteen minutes later, kid walks out, looking as normal as he could.
>Shortly after that, morning coffee kicks in, and I have to piss like a racehorse.
>See brown streaks in the sink and on the button of the wall-mounted soap dispenser, plus enough paper towels in the garbage to deforest a Pacific Northwest mountainside.
>*sniff, sniff* Smell Shit. Fresh shit.
>Open leftmost stall
>shit on the floor.
>Open middle stall.
>Feces. Feces everywhere. and on everything.
>There is shit covering places that I did not believe possible...
>Containment was breached on BOTH sides.
>Did the only thing I could do: Close the bathroom and call maintanance to send a Janitor.
>Meet with Janitor about a couple hours later as I'm busting out of work.
>She said, "Whoever made that fucking mess cannot be human."
>MFW I saw bits of shit on the fucking CELING.

>Be at school in year 8 in 2003
>Geography class
>Some kid looks at Africa: "haha, this place is called Nigger"
>Conservative old women teacher explodes
>"RACISM LIKE THAT CAUSED THE HOLOCAUST!"
>Class is silent
>Suddenly retard kid starts laughing
>Bangs his hands on the table screaming "nigger nigger nigger!"
>Woman who is paid to help him learn can't control him
>He's still yelling nigger
>Teacher runs from the class
>Gets the principal from his office
>Class is laughing, can barely breath
>Retard still shouting nigger nigger nigger
>He gets evacuated from the class by a collection of teachers
>Shouts at top of his voice: "WHATS WRONG WITH NIGGERS?"
>Class is dead from laughter

>Later that week
>Emergency assembly
>Principal announces Zero Tolerance on "nigger chanting"
>Sends a letter home to parents

>be 16
>school is having a pep rally before game against rival school
>come to school wearing the opposing teams colors as well as face paint resembling that puppet from Saw, also in rival schools colors
>cheer for rival school throughout the halls
>kids shove me into lockers and insult me, I fight back just as hard
>pep rally time
>boo our teams, yell cheers for rival team
>hold fist in the air during the national anthem
>as people are leaving the school, try to brofist them as they walk out the doors
>bitch says "How could you be so disrespectful!"
>not a single fuck was given that day
>asshole as fuck

>be 13 I think
>faping in the livingroom at 3AM
>really concentrated
>look to my side and see my older sister slowly going upstairs back to her room

>>7790199
Of course I know what it's used for. It's most used to show that a "topic" doesn't deserved to be bumped right?

And I know I said I wouldn't use my trip, but I just thought I should just for that reply.