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>>31997764
Too easy.

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>>28707085
Guys I had a really vivid dream a few nights ago that my mom dragged me and my siblings to a Christmas party with her old high school friends that she hadn't seen in years, and she convinced me not to bail because she said they had kids my age so it wouldn't just be me hanging out with old people for the whole night. Then when we got to the party, the parents called upstairs and were like "Hey K***n, the guests have arrived", and a half-disheveled Mori trounced down the stairs in her pajamas to greet us. I was flipping the fuck out internally, but managed not to spill my sphaget for long enough to introduce myself. My mom then said that she had heard the two of us had a lot in common with both liking video games that she had heard from her friends, and Moris eyes lit up as she asked me if I wanted to play Mario Kart with her in her room

Nothing weird happened at first, we just kinda hung out and played video games, until I mentioned that I knew of her work. She was like "Oh cool dude that's based" and before I knew it my hand had gone into my wallet and pulled out a $100 bill, shoving it into her hands, that were still clutching the controller, almost on impulse. You would think she might think it was strange, but she looked absolutely elated and immediately said "WOAH THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA DUDE BIG UPS!"

I was sitting there dazed not even really understanding what compelled me to do that, but as I was trying to figure out what was going on Mori just kept yelling her catchphrases "WOAH ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN AFFORD THAT DUDE THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY DUDE". She was so loud that her parents came upstairs to see what was the matter, and they looked horrified when they realized what was transpiring.

"Anon what have you done! Our daughter is severely autistic and you just set off one of her episodes!" My mom was ushering us out of the house at this point, but from the top of the staircase I saw Mori, her eyes transfixed on me, and as I was about to lose eye-line of her she shouted:

"BIG UPS MY GUH I HATE IT!"

I haven't been able to sleep ever since

Also her tits were HUGE

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APOLOGIZE

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Guys I had a really vivid dream a few nights ago that my mom dragged me and my siblings to a Christmas party with her old high school friends that she hadn't seen in years, and she convinced me not to bail because she said they had kids my age so it wouldn't just be me hanging out with old people for the whole night. Then when we got to the party, the parents called upstairs and were like "Hey K***n, the guests have arrived", and a half-disheveled Mori trounced down the stairs in her pajamas to greet us. I was flipping the fuck out internally, but managed not to spill my sphaget for long enough to introduce myself. My mom then said that she had heard the two of us had a lot in common with both liking video games that she had heard from her friends, and Moris eyes lit up as she asked me if I wanted to play Mario Kart with her in her room

Nothing weird happened at first, we just kinda hung out and played video games, until I mentioned that I knew of her work. She was like "Oh cool dude that's based" and before I knew it my hand had gone into my wallet and pulled out a $100 bill, shoving it into her hands, that were still clutching the controller, almost on impulse. You would think she might think it was strange, but she looked absolutely elated and immediately said "WOAH THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA DUDE BIG UPS!"

I was sitting there dazed not even really understanding what compelled me to do that, but as I was trying to figure out what was going on Mori just kept yelling her catchphrases "WOAH ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN AFFORD THAT DUDE THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY DUDE". She was so loud that her parents came upstairs to see what was the matter, and they looked horrified when they realized what was transpiring.

"Anon what have you done! Our daughter is severely autistic and you just set off one of her episodes!" My mom was ushering us out of the house at this point, but from the top of the staircase I saw Mori, her eyes transfixed on me, and as I was about to lose eye-line of her she shouted:

"BIG UPS MY GUH I HATE IT!"

I haven't been able to sleep ever since

Also her tits were HUGE

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