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Sure is GIRUGAMESH around here

As a result I propose an Alice thread

Okay, well Marisa said we were going to the park today. I'm so excited and nervous!

Alice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0

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Her poop would be the most beautiful and perfect substance ever secreted, smelling like the finest peppermint chocolate. I would run my tongue along the inside of her delicious cheeks and the warm taste of the sweetest, most delicious fudge would enter my mouth as I lapped up her scat. She would moan in the most erotic way, partly in embarrassment and partly in pleasure as I culminated by rimming her chocolate starfish, sucking deeply to get at her poo, moaning in time with her.

Afterwords I would tell her that not only was she the most beautiful girl to ever live, that even her poo was beautiful, and that she shouldn't be ashamed of leaking something so wonderful. We would embrace, and she would have tears in her eyes, tears of the utmost joy.

I heard recently that Marisa leaks pee, but to be honest, so do I. I wake up many mornings to a wet bed and soaked pajamas and bloomers. I have Shanghai wash my sheets and clothes each morning, so it's still embarrassing to be wetting my bed.

...Can we be close now Marisa?

Well... you see... I need some advice in matters of the heart.

Lets say there is this person. We'll call them "M". Anyways, let us indulge our imaginations and pretend that this hypothetical M is someone who is admired by another hypothetical individual who we shall refer to under the alias of "A".

Individual A of course is rather shy, and would like to reveal her -- er... their feelings to M in a way that will not lead to immediate and outright rejection. How can someone confess their emotions in such a way?