/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Any food otaku here?

What foods do you like to eat while browsing imageboards?

When was the last time you went outside, /jp/?

How do you deal with the extreme brightness and glare from the sun?

>>9869776
I'm afraid you will have to return your /jp/ card.

>What is so great about being married?
>Better financial picture - two can live as cheaply as one and a half because they pool everything. When one is ill, loses a job, or needs emotional support, the other spouse is cheaper than a home nurse, credit card interest, or therapist. Married men get better performance appraisals, miss less work, obtain more promotions, and make more money than cohabitators. Married white women earn 4% more and black women earn 10% more than their single peers.
>longer life - mortality rates for single men are 250% higher than married men, and rates for single women are 50% higher than for married women. 9 of 10 married people alive at age 48 are alive at 65, while only 6 of 10 single men and 8 of 10 single women do.
>better mental health - married men are half as likely to commit suicide as single men, and one third as likely as divorced men. Married people report lower levels of depression and distress, and 40% say they are very happy with their lives, compared to about 25% in single people.
>less substance abuse - single men drink twice as much as married men, and one out of four says his drinking causes problems for him. Only one of seven married men says the same. One out of six single men abstains from alcohol, but one in four married men do.
>better sex - 40% of married people have sex twice a week, compared to 20-25% of single and cohabitating people. About 40% of married women and 50% of married men said their sex life was emotionally and physically satisfying, compared to about 30% of cohabitating women and 38% of cohabitating men.
/jp/, why don't you marry already ?

>>9576172

MY SHIT HOTTER THAN VOLCANO LAVA
MY SHITPOSTS GIVES THE BOARD A LOT OF DRAMA
I TONGUE-KISS A JANITOR AND DRINK ALL OF HIS SALIVA
TO ME IT TASTES LIKE CINNAMON AND THEN I SUCK FROM THE TITTY OF MY MOMMA
EVEN AS AN INFANT I COULD SHITPOST MULTIPLE TIMES IN AN INSTANCE
QUICKLY I DODGE HIM AND HE MISSED ME FROM A VERY SHORT DISTANCE

TIME, SPACE, MATTER, ADD IT UP AND YOU GET
THE UNIVERSE, MY SHITPOSTS, AND EVERYONE ELSE'S SHIT
I'M A LYRICAL MASTERMIND I CAN THINK OF AN EQUATION
THEN IT MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF AN ASIAN AND AN ALIEN
I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TIME BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING
I SIT NUDE ON A TREADMILL AND I CALL IT REMOTE VIEWING

why does the art suck so much in this game?

What does autism feel like?

Do you have any imaginary friends, /jp/?

Do you talk to them?

>>8916630

EPIC AND TOUCHING

>Guardian Spirit Inc. is looking for 100 participants, age 17 and older, to enroll in the virtual training world for the fall semester. The target client is a person diagnosed as a high functioning individual with autism or Asperger's syndrome. The enrollment fee is $250 in addition to a $200 monthly support fee. Grants may be available based on need.

>"This is the evolution of a virtual world from recreational to cutting-edge treatment," said Jessica Karjala, a member of the board of directors and promotional consultant. "We're not just providing hope, we're providing outcomes."

http://washingtonexaminer.com/entertainment/health/2012/04/virtual-world-teaches-skills-people-autis
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why are shit posters so obsessed with /jp/?

have you seen any other small boards in 4chan that have to let the janitor deleted half of threads so often?

>>8691001
This is why I always preferred the original Hirgurashi art to the PS2.

People with asperger's (the form of autism that people on /jp/ typically think they have) are fucking assholes. They have no compassion, they're basically just little sociopaths.

I don't think /jp/ is like this.

Programming is truly the last form of magic that exists within our realm.

As long as you know the words of power needed to summon it into existence then you can create anything that your mind can imagine.

Christmas ideas for children who have autism

>The teacher had spoken to the parents of both children about the possibility of getting an iPod or an iPad as a Christmas gift for the children. There was an exciting new app that was fabulous for children and adults who had limited communication or who had difficulty expressing themselves. A child could use this app with autism to an adult who had experienced a stroke. The app is expensive at a cost of $199 but it is powerful tool.

http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/articles/children-134774-christmas-ideas.html

>use the unemployment benefit / welfare to buy Japanese cartoon stuff

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.