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SO THERE'S THIS ANIME THIS ESTONIAN GUY SENDS ME.
HE SAYS IT'S ABOUT ALIENS OR SOME SHIT.
NOW I DON'T WATCH ANIME, BUT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING COOL.
SO I SIT DOWN, WATCH A STREAM OF IT, AND UP TO EPISODE 4 IT SEEMS PRETTY NEAT, THERE'S SOME MAJOR HINTS ABOUT ALIENS N SHIT, BUT NOTHING CONCRETE. I'M LIKE, OH SWEET SO IT'S SLOWLY EXPANDING TO MINDFUCK YOU
THEN THE FUCKING MC HAS TO GO BE A DICK ON A BICYCLE AND RUIN SOME FUCKING GIRL'S DREAMS, NOW SHIT GETS BORING UNTIL EPISODE 10
AND THEN, OH SHIT NIGGER
WATER
OUT OF NOWHERE, LIKE SOME ALIEN SHIT, EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT
SO NOW WE'RE FINALLY ONTO ALIENS, BECAUSE BATSHIT INSANE GIRL #FUCKKNOWSTHERE'SWAYTOOMANY IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN

AND GUESS WHAT
THE LAST TWO EPISODES ARE ABOUT BASEBALL
NOT SOME FUCKING INTERGALACTIC, IF YOU DON'T PITCH THIS ONE RIGHT THE WORLD WILL BE TURNED INTO A GIANT PARKING LOT FOR TOURISTS ON THE WAY TO VENUS, BUT A GENERIC FUCKING BASEBALL MATCH TO WIN WHERE TO HAVE SOME SHITTY FESTIVAL THAT'S NOT EVEN SHOWN
FUCK THIS MAN
FUCK THE ANIME, AND FUCK THAT ESTONIAN FAGGOT.

I'm surprised to see mods putting thought into their ban explanations, I assumed it was usually just something along the lines of "rule violations, stop it."


It almost reads as one of those serious father-son talks. Now I want to get banned so that I can have that kind of intimacy with an authority figure.