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mom is angry

Junko would be a mom yandere or a momdere for short.

I was thinking about making one

>>39269484
I hate people that won't have fun.

>>39185971
>Perldrop
Pure hatred for that bastard.

>>39124852
Ah, Junko is lovely.

>>38232797
Not smart

Once had a little bundle of needles that was for my spellcard "Flying Needles of Death"
Yukari cast a spellcard "Me and Onii-chan are One" and then hugged me.
I had been abandoned at some place for a very long time and some Touhou characters were coming to pick me up, I had devolved into a Lost Child of Antiquity that was possessed by the "Pure Sparks", Akyuu was the first to come close to me and I raised my arms into the air as powerful blue sparks began to gather all around her, unremembered character threw poison knives into Akyuu's back, to make her blood more conductive? and at the last split-second, before a massive lightning strike incinerated her, Aya appeared by Akyuu's side and hugged her which completely negated the lightning which I chalk up to Disgaea elemental logic, lightning = air, Aya = the wind = no damage.

Once ran into a naked Junko who had these naked young children fawning over her and I was made aware of a title of hers "Symbol of Mankind's Sinfulness"
Once I was "watching" the plot of a Stephen King book(have never read or watched anything related to him) it was about a NEET? but it was some person, or me? standing on this singular rock by the sea as over time many jellyfish started to gather around him, and he began to be quite afraid of them and flew away. next part was about some brains and stuff but I barely recall it, just that after that part there was this caption on the screen saying something like Eirin Yagokoro xxxxxxx people saved, and then it showed Junko xxxxxxxx people saved and for a split-second it flashed in red and said corrupted instead of saved.
Dreamt of looking at a picture with Junko with two violet stars like MSI's star symbol and they overlapped to somehow make an inverted pentagram, with 666 printed once or twice
Dreamt I was going to take some silvery lunarian elixir that would cure me of some drug dependency but Junko was in the room and cried and started to leave the room so I said I wouldn't take it.
Once saw Hecatia and Junko sitting up in bed together, Suika was beside the bed and had been giving Hecatia a weird look, Hecatia sighed, having had enough, apparently Suika had a habit of imagining her with animal heads and also not saying anything, so she cast a curse on her and I think making her mute.
I was in classroom, lined up in the back row of seats were people cosplaying as Bloodborne Great Ones, I was cosplaying Blacksmith Andre, I left to outside, saw this fighting game action with Junko vs someone else, she used her ultimate move which gave her hyper armour and summons a sun above her head, acting as a counter and if successful stuns the opponent as the sun burns the opponent to death while she rises upwards. out of this game I was Hecatia and Junko and some guy turns up and threatens me so Hecatia starts pointing a finger gun at him and he takes it seriously putting his hands up, but then snatches the "gun" away from her and starts pointing back while she and Junko ran off.
Dreamt I was in a classroom that was somehow inside the little ladder shortcut house near the deacons at pontiff, I sung the "nen song" which was just me saying nen over and over, turned into the classic batman theme for a bit, then back into nens until I got thrown out of the building, I was then Izanami and I had a curved greatsword duel with someone but lost because I was acting cocky. an archdeacon came to my corpse and put his hand on my head and brought me back to life, as I put my hand on his head and told him to take his rest as he slumped and died, deformed butterfly wings sprouted out of his corpse's back and I found retrieved a rotten egg from within him, I took this to some shed where this scientist guy put it into an aquarium which made it explode, smelling awful, someone said "wasn't me", out of the tank leaped a giant white lemur (taller than a man if it stood upright) with eyes ringed with eyes(like third eye cords but full rings), I panicked since it was born from a rotten egg and that meant it was an undead Great One, which pissed it off and made it flail at me so I calmed down, its white eyes would turn yellow when annoyed, red when pissed off, it was like a Youmu-half to me-the Half-Great One of Nen, it turned into a flip phone which still had a white/yellow/red button, I could travel around the Universe and went to some Rance planet though the name was merely coincidental and it was a boring place where I was feared/shunned for being half-Great One, some annoying peers from school were following me and I said "why the hell are you people following me" and Junko was by my side and started to speak and I said "I didn't mean you, that would be rude"
As a Half Great One I will bridge the gap between men and Great Ones along with the other Half Great One(Yukari and her sukima, I daresay) until she dies and then, being a wretched halfie, I will be shunned by both men and Great Ones and will leave off to eternal darkness.

>>33637876
There will be consequences if you make comments regarding her weight. Severe consequences!

I just thought about it just now. Apparently Junko took a liking to Reisen, so in theory, she could be lurking Eientei whenever she visits Gensokyo.
Just think about it for a minute.

>>24568125
This looks like one those situations where a single wrong move will lead to a number of untold consequences.

>>23114944
Imagine the comments and the teasing.

>>22948591
Getting YOUR butt spanked by Junko after touching hers one too many times!

>>22431000
What, no spanking?

>>22119104
I want to be left in Junko's care when my parents Sacchan and Konngara attend Heca's party. Heca is so important in Hell that every high ranking employee is expected to attend with their family.

>>22014156
An obsessive turboyandere who lost her own child comes across a childlike yama whose boss just so happens to be her wife. What could possibly go wrong?

>>21998058
The first time will just be a talking to. The next few times will be spankings of increasing intensity. If anon doesn't stop after that, she'll have to have a serious discussion with Heca on whether to apply drastic measures to solve the situation or not.

>>21661723
God I wish that were me she's holding.

>>21620767
I sing for you.

>>21501063
If you did that, she'd just laugh and tell you that it's sweet of you to offer to help her, but that she'd do the housework herself. Then she'd make you take an afternoon nap and go do the chores before Heca got home.

>>21431561
Still canonically purest.

>>21137664
I know.

>>21070362
Your masturbating days are over. Junko doesn't approve of that.