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How to exploit parents to keep being a NEET?

I never asked to be born. I refuse to take responsibility for something I didn't wanted (my life). That said, they don't want to keep maintaining me.

Last time they tried to kick me out I locked in my room without eating for a week and then they gave up. But I don't think it will work for a second time.

I was thinking of putting drugs under their bed call the police on them but that might be too much?

1. dicks
2. cocks
3. chinpo
4. chinchin
5. coques
6. penises
7. bologna pony
8. shlong
9. meatrods
10. weiners

その目だれの目

Alternatively you could get this tattoo'd on you:
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