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>>47456157
But y tho

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>>43967030
Sabbath btfo

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>>43936068
You're making Miss Baph cry!

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>>43891243
What are you, some kind of pervert? I bet you're gonna jack off to Bapho-chan's lewd horns and horizontal pupils! You sick bastard.

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>>43702919
You wicked man! You bapped too hard and hurt her feelings!

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>>43443212
My perfect waifu mommy that I came up with in my bouts of saddest, horniest loneliness has horns that point backwards not forwards and her hair is three shades darker and she never poops and she always loves me and when I am sad she makes me happy and I never have to reciprocate because she's not a person SHE IS A PERFECT SERVANT WHO NEVER FORCES ME TO GROW UP.
Also she was supposed to be a furry with a dong. What's up with that? I specifically need a mommy wife who can hit the cum button in my bussy.

TL; DR--the whole setting kind of sets up Anons to be whiny little bitches because it's not based on realistic expectations in the first place.

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>>43350249
>Anon isn't doing it right, he should shoot his load on Miss Baph while doing it to the figures to assert dominance.
Cumming on an autistic NEET sounds dangerous, Anon.
> You're about to cum, and sick of all this weird fetish stuff you can't understand, you blast on Miss Baph.
> You've never seen *anyone* as enraged as she is.
> She alternates between screaming and crying.
> In between sobs you can make out phrases like "wasting it on a non-figurine" and "failing to cum on perfect plastic parts."
> You just kind of hold her while she cries, stroking her hair gently so she knows you're there.
> You realize that you genuinely have no idea how she cleans the figures, but you know that she does.
> Maybe she's getting your semen that way?
> Maybe you're getting too hung up on wanting vanilla sex.
> It's obvious that Miss Baph isn't ready for that yet.
> Maybe you'll talk to her about it another time, when she's calmer.



>>43350260
>amongst the figurines is one fairy posing very still
I love it. Not only is that in the movie, it's definitely in the movie and there's no backsies on that.
> Miss Baph never picks the one fairy girl in the back corner
> It looks like it's pose-able, since it doesn't always have the same position
> She gets mad when you ask about it
> Maybe it's a villain from some anime or manga you've never heard of?
> Or maybe she's just afraid you'll damage its joints with your seed.

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>>43182355
You sick freak.

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>>43126996
Yeah, but y tho?

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>>43070128
> Wants a busty Baph
> No hope for this one

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> Miss Baph is minding her own business on her day off.
> One of her students comes in, carrying a good-size rabbit.
> That's... weird... but OK.
> Pet bunnies are allowed in the Sabbath!

> "Miss Baph! Miss Baph!"
> "I screwed up!"
> "My husband and I, we bought some Theriomorphosis Potions."
> "I wanted him to... you know... go to town on me. Beast-style."
> She looks like she might cry.
> She pauses to steady herself emotionally and continues.

> "He took too much!"
> "He took way too much!"
> She holds out her bun to you.
> "You have to fix him!"
> Oh, Maou.
> Young people.

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