/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Come home one night
>Find dormouse sleeping in your bed
>Despite your best efforts, she cannot be woken up
>Any attempts to push or pull her off the bed are met with extreme difficulty, but it's still possible
>She cannot be communicated with
>She seems to be very comfortable
>She is a very quiet sleeper and a deep sleeper
>She doesn't take up much space on the bed as she has the body type of a loli
How do you approach the situation?

Do you just let her sleep there with you, doing your best to ignore her?
Do you sleep on the couch and hope she leaves?
Do you force her off your bed and risk upsetting her, making her very sad?
Or do you take your chance to be a filthy pervert?