/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would ensure that my status as a wizard is still intact, and if it is not i would call on the Yama, its marriage time and she is going to take responsibility.

Mediafire won't know what hit it.

Kyon's dick looks delicious, fucking Nagato i jelly.

>>7681226
now that you mention it, how did that happen?

I..I want her to sit on my face and smother me with her lower mouth and big mammaries~

..Is that normal?

Out of those Nippon.chan.
But only because i love black hair and himecuts.

Only if it has a NTR route with jpop-tan.

What am i supposed to be jelly at? the ugly chick or the skinny black guy with the tiny penis?

>>7600818
With a /jp/er you are probably safe.

We are all pure maidens afterall, most of us have never even touched another person since kindergarten.

You cannot save her.
She is going to be well trained in the fine arts of sucking dick and eating her masters shit.

NTR.
Futa-on-male.
Saten-san.
Mind break.
Femdom.

In general things that inflict mental pain and suffering is my fetish.
I dont realy like physical sort of pain though.

>>7505373
Then no.
Even for a shit eater i have standards.

Blood, bone fragments, and pieces of my brain i would imagine.

But i do have a cat.
I have not seen her in a week or two though..

And what is that awful smell from under my couch?

Hardly ever now that you mention it.
I guess i am to refined to do such vulgar things.

Cant say i give a shit.

If someone wants to get shot by a poor farmer with a ak-47 then they can feel free to do so.

I myself am going to stay right here, up in the mountains in Norway far away from any trouble.

I already have to deal with bears eating my car tires, last thing on my mind is some muppet playing soldier in a sandbox.

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ることができますに変換します。
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Lucifer or Belphegor.

>>7304947
>OCN
>Honyaku
Wat.jpg

I only like sex if its in the missionary position betweenone trap and multiple faceless muscular males with large penises..

>Invest time and money into the scanned "waifu"
>Someone steals her away when you are not looking!
Its just like real life!~

How about you stay with her "forever" without getting married?

This way when shit hits the fan and she cheats on you it will be less of a pain in the ass as you dont have to deal with all the divorce papers and rules.

..Or just get rid of her right away~

>>7178156
I wish i could say i did not believe them but..
Where there is smoke there is usually fire.

>>7160053
I swear i have read that somewhere before..

..Also not NTR, just naivety from your point.