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When the clock struck midnight did I rise up the stairs,
eager to go at it like a couple of march hares;
My heart thumped loudly as I approached the mound,
until my eyes discovered something quite round.

It was her bottom I saw hanging out in the air,
uncovered and wiggling without a worry to spare;
Yet before I could act on her buttocks’ temptation,
my body was stricken with a tingly sensation.

See dormice are special, so do take a seat,
as I explain how their bodies produce something sweet.

They wear a fragrance like ripe honeydew,
that’s quite addictive to all but a select few;
As if that wasn’t enough, I do offer this tip,
bask in the bathwater after one takes a dip.

A soak is potent enough to alter your moods,
to make a beast out of the prudest of prudes;
This ‘dormouse tea’ will work, I can attest,
but let’s return to the story before I digress.

I snuck behind her on the queen-sized bed,
clad in red boxers and a familiar cap on my head;
Yet the dormouse snoozed without a single thought,
displaying candy cane stockings (which were quite taut).

None could one blame me for what the heart seeks,
especially when that place was between her butt cheeks;
For ‘twas this place that my face nuzzled,
until she returned me a stare most puzzled.

[cont'd]

>ぼく「ナズーリン、実は君に見つけてほしい物があるんだ」
>ナズ「なんだいあらたまって。まあ失せ物探し物なら私にまかせておきたまえ」
>ぼく「ありがとう。このメモに詳細が書いてあるよ」
>ナズ「どれどれ…」メモにはナズーリンと結婚したい人間とかいてある
>ナズ「！」驚愕しこちらを凝視して赤面するナズーリン
>ナズ「……」無言でダウジングロッドを構えるがその場で反応しさらに赤面してうつむくナズーリン
>ナズ「き、君はよくこんな回りくどいことを…」
>ぼく「いいや本音だよ。ぼくを、ぼくの心を君に見つけてもらいたかった」
>ナズ「…この依頼、期限がないね」
>ぼく「え？」
>ナズ「ならしょうがない。私はいつでも何処でも、探し続けることにするよ。…君のことを」

I guess even Japan is cringe-worthy.