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>tfw no harem of a god-empress sandworm wife and pharaoh and apophis concubines inside her

I bet sandworm juices keep you clean from sweat, grease, and dirt. We know it dissolves stuff like clothes, so I don't think it'd be unreasonable to assume that it also rids you of dirty substances that cause discomfort. That is to say, in the rare occasion you leave her mouth, it'd be like walking out of a shower, feeling crisp and clean.

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>Marry Sandworm
>Have to live inside her cause you don't have to pay rent and it's surprisingly cool in there in the desert
>You manage to convince her to not just keep you prisoner for your whole life
>With her you run successful excavation company
>Re-routing rivers and connection irrigation systems in the desert
>Even manage to figure out she has power to shrink down to Lamia size
>But she's still pink as Majin Buu, so anyone can easily tell she's a Sandworm
>Holiday season so you visit your parents
>Would invite Sandworm wife parents but they're busy having sex
>So you and your wife go to holiday dinner, but the only problem is that your family is traditionalists and the only Monster Girl related to your family is your aunt who turned into a Vampire
>Your younger cousins start verbally shitposting and hinting about you being a vore-fag
>Wife seems to ignore comments while you go off on the little shits and threaten to beat their ass
>Just after dinner you both leave
>Ask wife why she just ignored them
>She then walks up to your cousin's car and uses that Sandworm strength to yeet it over the horizon
>She looks back to you and smiles
>"I didn't~"