/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>why do you have so many drawings of little girls on your computer?

Can you give a noncreepy answer /jp/?

Why do you love cocks so much?

Who says you need to become a girl to suck dicks?

Hey /jp/edos, I discovered the most amazing masturbation method EVER. Listen, here's what you do:


1. Smoke a LOT of pot
2. Climb into the bathtub and fill it with warm water
3. excavate your asshole THOROUGHLY. No shit can remain. throw shit into toilet and flush it all away.
4. Fill your ass with hazel body wash and, using your fingers to pry your asshole open, cover the faucet of the bathtub with your asshole. This will create a frothy geyser of hazelnut smell to explode out of your ass. Do not be alarmed.
5. Climb out of the bath and dry off, allowing your asshole to re-seal itself.
6. Climb into boxers and a oversized T-shirt and climb into bed.
7. Lean to the side and insert your fingers gently into your asshole.
8. All that frothy water that was rammed up your intestines will be pushed back out your ass, but you cleaned out all the shit, so it smells fine. It just feels like santorum. And all that froth? makes your ass feel EXACTLY like a vagina. Just minus the G-spot.
9. Experience masturbation as a female
10. ???
11. Profit

discuss how fucking awesome this idea was while I climb back into bed and do it again.

VICTORY