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>>36962835
Some girls prefer guys with smaller cocks

The biggest twist is the fact that the milkiest milkers were actually fake all along.
My personal theory is that every single Ushiromiya wanted to fuck Kanon and/or Shanon and, upon finding Shanon's tits and Kanon's shota dick didn't actually exist, everyone lost their heads and collectively decided to just blow the place up to hide the truth inside the catbox. Better go down in history as a conspiracy theory than as tranny worshippers.

You see Battler it's very simple. Kinzo gave the main family western names and the ability to wear the crest of the one winged eagle, but um don't be mistaken! Kanon and I have simply have western names because we're orphans from his orphanage, it's what we do as servants and we wear the one winged eagle because we're furniture.

And Genji-san is furniture too, uh, um, he has a Japanese name because Kinzo hadn't really gotten into the whole gimmick of giving the main family Japanese names.

And Natsuhi is a Ushiromiya but like, not really, and she's not a servant, so she has a Japanese name.

Speaking of western names, what country does the name "Battler" come from? It's french, right? Sounds pretty french. Gotta be french.

Tfw the roleplay when too far.

Please give me Shannon!