/jp/ - Otaku Culture

People are pissed. They're pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

People are pissed. They're pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

People are pissed. They're pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

People are pissed. They're pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

People are pissed. They're pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

Do you sit around after jerking off to lolis and wonder what you'll do next? Get a job? Find a hobby? Go for a jog? No, your mind is diseased and you're obsessed with other boards so you look at the board list and decide you're going to post a /jp/ hate thread for no reason other than to quiet the voices in your head obsessing over anything other than your own board. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

People are pissed. They're still pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

People are pissed. They're pissed, I'm pissing in a river, you're pissing from a tree parallel of me. Get fucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on or what that is, but whatev. What month is it. I can't see shit from this basement. I just wanna NEET it with Kaguya. After living on /jp/ for many years, surely there are many great stories to tell. Whether it be what you ate for lunch, how many pissbottles you have now, what happened a minute ago or just a complaint about someone in particular and his shitty images ruining your thread. Anyways, relax you amateur. I have a good story to share that's really related to this board. It's really fucking amazing dude, so sit down and please listen to me. There was this one time I went to one of worlds greatest attractions. It was a festival near Gensokyo. I don't remember the last time I saw so many creatures in one place. It was like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. There was an insane number of people, fairies, youkai et cetra et cetra. Long story short, I barely got in, but let me tell you this. If some odd looking girl with what feels to be super strength pulls you into a corner, don't resist. You will have the time of your life, but note I never said fun. Just like that, it became clear to me. Youkai>Human. You can't change my mind. Fairies just aren't as good since they're about as dumb as a sack of bricks, but I digress.
With all that transpired, I had never been more disappointed. The event was shit, so shit that if you were there with me, you would have taken your ass back home and cried to sleep about something other than being a lonely NEET for once. I wasn't going to end things on a bad note, so I went out wandering the same day and took a little detour, the toll road on the way to the Human Village. Now let me tell you, that was the single biggest mistake of my fucking life. I don't know what happened but I ended up somewhere odd because my senses went completely fucked. I was like oji-san for 2 minutes. Fell on me arse and saw a sign when I looked up. 'Was a bunch of shit I couldn't read. It looked like the fun house, but they hadn't put me back in me suit for the padded room. Writing all over the wall with tally marks and smeared with stains. It smelled like piss, but what I saw made no sense. The sign was completely illegible and the words were moving every other second and light from the most unexpected places. When I sat up and took a closer look, it had "150 yen off" crossed out and "Kill yourself." written at the bottom. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. At that moment, it was no more games. You don't go down the toll road just because it's 150 yen off, fool. I was steamed. Me gold mine was snuffed, but that wasn't all. Something flew past me head before I could finish deciphering the rest of that mess. Just coming off of that pissed me off. "Listen, I am trying to fucking read mam. Stop sending me that magic bullet shit. Keep it far from me. I can't even fly, plus you're standing in front of the sun, so I can't even see the stripes on your panties or if you're even wearing any. I have THREE lives, I'm not wasting them on some ISC inspired retard who figured out how to script IRL for the first time. I've met a GODDESS who manhandled the Lunarians so well that you could say that she FISTED the Lunarian Empire 50 years after the Lunar War because they shot down one of her stars and you'd be correct. All that lead her to basically doing a rerun the entire battle of Buzz and Armstrong versus the Lunarian Menace over 4 years in a fraction of the time, with her friend who was mad her son got killed by some chinese bitch on the moon who probably has more balls than you. Even SHE wouldn't be so rude as to interrupt me. Maybe I should call my boy [Takehaya-Susanoo-no-Mikoto](Susanoo, sibling of the Japanese sun goddess Amatarasu for you simpletons) to put an END to YOUR dreamlike days." After the perfect finish, Japan style, I turned back to the sign and the words changed. This time it said "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. I just couldn't stand it. Is this a sign Youkai? Well I've got a 〜「SIGN」〜 for you too.

>>17571853
You're not real either.