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>>17176424

>チャドサンダーコック、どこにいますか？

She honestly doesn't mind if Romeo is a Montague. As long as he's the star quarterback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U56vikUNY0Y

If you want to date her, you have to:
-Risk death by sneaking into her lethally-armed security-guarded mansion
-Be willing to change your last name by deed poll
-Marry her in secret only
-Let her cousin kill your awesome best friend
-Fight her cousin and kill him
-Become a wanted criminal, leave your state and never return
-Go through the heartbreak of finding out that she committed suicide
-Fight a mega Chad (who is the cousin of the President) and kill him
-Do all of the above while wearing 16th century tights
-Commit suicide
-(in the afterlife) Realize you were trolled the whole time
-(in the afterlife) Go through the pain of watching her commit suicide for real

Would you?