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>>15550029
Thanks!

I'll take any and all Dick Butt.

>>15550041
Marrying her in your dreams doesn't count! Su already told me the date of our wedding. It's going to be before yours so I hope you can get a refund on the building. You can go to our wedding just as long as you don't mind the two big security guards I've hired to watch over you the entire night.

I can understand your fantasy, but please don't fool yourself into thinking Su loves you. She loves me too much to love anyone else.

>>15550071
No! It's real Su! The invite has been taken back. You'll now have to watch via PPV. Take your fake love away from my Su!

>>15550076
You tell em'!