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>>1498665
he Marisa ceased her strumming. "Hey. Bucephalus." It nudged the Reimu. "What's with that thing?" It pointed (in such a way a Yukkuri may point) at the impending Alkkuri.

"It is a mystery," the Reimu, apparently named Bucephalus, said. The Alkkuri pulled to a stop in front of the natural-born heads. It swiveled, sized each of them up, and leaped onto the Marisa's face.

"LEZ' GED REFRESHED!" the Alkkuri burbled with the volume and force of a cannon.

"Agggh! Getitoffmegetitooooff!" screamed the Marisa, who dropped her guitar and more pertinently began to run like a Yukkuri with a horny Alkkuri violently humping its headback.

"Clever Hans!" said Bucephalus. "You've been accosted!"

"DON'TTAKEITEASYANDGEDDITOFFFF!" screamed Clever Hans the Marisa. The Alkkuri was making terrible squeaking noises.

"I must act without ease!" Bucephalus said. "But in order to plan, I must burn, as Father Nodens before me." She packed a little Fine Greenery into a hand-rolled and toked as was demanded by fate.

>>1181239

Did someone mention Kamina?

PIERCE IT EASY!

Pierce it easy!