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>>33104862
"Thank you, do you like it?" Patchouli stares at you intently. She brings the teacup up to her lips and cautiously takes a sip of the hot black tea.
>>33104885
Patchouli stares at you with a puzzled look, then lets the line of her mouth curve into a slight smile. "I suppose it is."
>>33104893
"I shan't even consider it. Do you always make perverted requests?" Patchouli wears a worried expression.
>>33105261
"Hello to you too!"
>>33105284
Patchouli sighs deeply, stands up, and points an outstretched arm towards you. Before you can say anything, a bright white envelopes your vision and you find yourself in a deeply wooded forest.
>>33105393
"I suppose I could go easy on the deserts..." Patchouli eyes the plated pie with a disappointed expression, as if disappointed more with the baked good then herself, then trepidatiously uses the fork to cut off a piece and puts it in her mouth. She avoids your gaze as she chews.
>>33105453
"I-If you think your silly pick-up lines will make me fall for you, it's not working..." Patchouli picks up the teacup with both hands, bringing it up to her lips and taking deep gulps. A slight blush washes over her cheeks behind the cover of the teacup.

>>22647627
>consider first getting your head out of your ass.
Please take it easy, kudasai. Just trying to notice a pattern and got a false positive.

>>20860740
Catch me first, fatty

Run, run, as fast as you can
You can't catch me I'm Patchouli-chan

Go on a date, then probably only use her for cuddling in bed.

>>16543770
Patchy and Remi are at the two ends of a hallway 100 meters apart, each running at a steady rate of 5 meters per second toward each other. At the same time, Flan is flying at 10 meters per second away from them in a futile attempt to escape. Flan starts where Remi is and flies until she reaches Patchy, at which point she turns around back toward Remi. In this way, Flan continues back and forth between her two captors. What is the total distance that Flan flies before getting caught?

>chinks

REEEE FUCK OFF THIS IS A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD

Patchy is on the move!

Patchy rejecting your advances.

When did Touhou die?

what music do you hear while grinding some annoying spellcards

>>11720888
She'll be fine, she's a youkai.

>>11478359
run it off, duh

You turbonerds are the biggest faggots in the world. You probably don't even know how to fight. I will fight you.

Patchy is cute

It's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up
Everything is FUCKED, Everybody SUCKS
You don't really know why, but you wanna justify
RIPPIN SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF
No human contact, and if you interact
Your life is on contract
You're best bet's just to stay away, motherfucker
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!!

Is there such a thing as Touhou Barbershop music ?

U/R Storm with Patchouli! Hopefuly she doesn't get all tuckered out halfway through the combo

Patchy and Remi are at the two ends of a hallway 100 meters apart, each running at a steady rate of 5 meters per second toward each other. At the same time, Flan is flying at 10 meters per second away from them in a futile attempt to escape. Flan starts where Remi is and flies until she reaches Patchy, at which point she turns around back toward Remi. In this way, Flan continues back and forth between her two captors. What is the total distance that Flan flies before getting caught?

>>10472331
Nope. If you don't find anyone by february 13, I can be your boyfriend.