/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8932866
>Sunflowers

She'd probably be sleeping. Skirt around the edges. Or try to find her and rape her in her sleep. Hey, you're in Gensokyo, you're going to die, may as well get some.

>Suzuran

You're dead unless Alice happens to be there to skeeze on Medi, in which case...you're still dead.

>Youkai Mountain

Under new management. Management is a little crazy. Lately, management's best employee is homicidal. But you didn't really fancy walking uphill, did you?

>Bamboo Forest

You'll be okay unless you get caught in the crossfire or let a drug pusher with nice boobs sell you shit.

>Magic Forest

Whoops, you got erased by one of Marisa's practice sparks! Well, maybe you avoided it, but you wound up in Alice's house, and she's fucked up on pills again. Best run away from there. And try not to get captured by fairies, they'll torture your penis for hours or days before they get bored and slit your throat or eat you or give you the ultimate atomic wedgie.

>SDM

You'll become delicious cake, unless you materialize in the cellar, where you'll become a wall decoration. And a ceiling decoration. And a carpet.

>Human Villiage

Great, you're stuck in feudal Japan, and you have no useful skills for that era. Plus their dialect of Japanese is probably so fucked up and provincial that even if you know modern Japanese, you'll not be able to communicate with them past grunts and squeals. They won't let you freeload, so you get booted and eaten by Rumia.

>Armpit Miko Shrine

Instantly annihilated by whomever's coming over to annoy Reimu today.

>>7592058
D-doesn't seem too strict; I j-just clicked a link at t-the bottom of the page and t-then made a thread.

You might want to make your customs stricter.