/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Went into Gamestop today. Asked the n00b who worked there for the World of Warcraft expansion.
"Did you preorder?"
"Uh, no. Do you think I'm a time traveler or something?"
As he recoiled from the ownage, I reached into my velvet coat and produced a hashish pipe.
"You can't smoke in here, sir."
"I can't? Then how do you explain what I just did to you?"
The dude was taking a sip of water, and when I said that he spat it out and did a double-take. Poor guy had never been owned so hard.
There was a hot chick working there too and she gave me her phone number. I'd call her if she didn't have a freckle in between her eyebrows.

>It was reported by American anthropologist Weston La Barre that Manchu mothers used to show affection for their children by performing fellatio on their male babies, placing its penis in their mouths and stimulating it, since it was not considered a sexual act, while the Manchu regarded public kissing with revulsion, which was considered sexual.[8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19] They were also reported to caress their children's sexual organs, tickling those of their daughters.[20][21][22]

Went into Gamestop today. Asked the n00b who worked there for the World of Warcraft expansion.
"Did you preorder?"
"Uh, no. Do you think I'm a time traveler or something?"
As he recoiled from the ownage, I reached into my velvet coat and produced a pipe.
"You can't smoke in here, sir."
"I can't? Then how do you explain what I just did to you?"
The dude was taking a sip of water, and when I said that he spat it out and did a double-take. Poor guy had never been owned so hard.
There was a hot chick working there too and she gave me her phone number. I'd call her if she didn't have a freckle in between her eyebrows.

Okay, so I do understand that when one says "trips", he's referring are when the last three numbers of a 4chan post have the same value, right?
So what is a tripfag? I am a noob at this.

When do you think the unification of both Koreas will take place?
What I'm mostly worried about is that South Korea is becoming incresingly "westernized" because of USA's meddling, meaning it's becoming more degenerate, feminized, spoiled, homosexual and genetically corrupt. It's also being corrupted by twisted ideologies such as "Christianity" and "democracy."
I say North Korea is better off on its own for now, at least until a grassroots peasant revolt topples the Kim royal family.

Somewhere between 1992-1995, I would say, I remember a commercial of Hulk Hogan advertising a certain pair of shoes. Inside the sole there was a drawer-like compartment in which one was supposed to keep small pieces of meat such as beef jerky or ham. This meat would be kept warm while they walked.

I have asked roughly 20 people if they remember this product, none of them do. Someone suggested that due to the outrageousness of the product, it's possible that I am remembering a spoof commercial from Saturday Night Live. That is most definitely a possibility. But I remember seeing this commercial on more than one occasion. Certainly my seven-year-old self couldn't have been having reoccurring dreams of Hulk Hogan shoes. Help me, Internet.

As a kid whenever you got a boner from that pretty lady on TV, did you ever stick your dick onto the picture of her on the TV screen to feel the surge of static rush through those 2-3 inches of yours? Huh? Did it feel good for you?

>There's no doubt that Angry Birds has become a big deal -- just look at how many "ha ha we know pop culture" pundits on TV mention the game for a cheap laugh. According to mobile developer Sourcebits, the game is big enough to be viewed as the Super Mario of a new generation.

Fuck this whole planet I'm living on.

>Playing TF2 (Don't ask me why)
>Read people saying "dat Tomislav is epic" and "this gAm is full of hardscopes"
>Say "This game is dead"
>Some guy types "Your mum is dead"
>Walls of text emerge "Pssssh pwned", "lol XD" and "That was l33t"

Free-to-play killed TF2.

The Japanese atrocities against the Chinese make my heart ache and as someone who comes from a country that's still paying for the sins of committing the worst mass murders in history, I think the division of Japan would have been a humble lesson for them just as it was for Germany.

If everyone on the planes that flew into the towers in 9/11 had guns, 9/11 wouldn't happen. Simple as that.
Are you still in favor of unrestricted gun control after this revelation? I know that bleeding heart liberals like you won't come out unfazed after giving proper consideration to this statement.

Japanese know that WRPGs are for manchildren

>Justin Bieber lifts spirits in tsunami-hit Japan

>The 17-year-old Canadian pop star walked into the room with the children and squeezed onto a couch with them. The girls and boys, all representatives of some of the hardest-hit communities in northeastern Japan, shyly peered at Bieber as he made small talk with them.

>"How old are you?" the singer asked one of the girls.

>"17," she replied.

>"I'm the same age!" he exclaimed.

How do you like our one-man relief effort, Japan? USA #1.

>Win a Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely nothing
>"Ahah Republicans, where's your award?"
>Economy takes a turn for the worse
>"It isn't Obama's fault, it's all Bush's because he's dumb"
>Try to pass socialized health care that would institute de facto cabals who decide who lives
>"Republicans why you block it? All we want is mediocre health care for all. No fair, even though we filibustered extensively during Bush's first term, you aren't allowed to."
>Death of Osama Bin Laden at the hands of Republicans who want Obama out of Office, people like Obama more even though he had nothing to do with the strategy of it (that goes to the military)
>"Yay! Obama caught Osama! What now, Republicans?"
I'm noticing a pattern of denying responsibility and taking responsibility for things he didn't do. Fuck this, I'm hopping ship for Ron Paul next year.

So, who are you voting for in 2012 anyway? My vote is for Donal Trup, if he ever makes it.

>In 2011, the British news agency, the Telegraph, received leaked documents regarding the Guantanamo Bay interrogations of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. The documents cited Khalid saying that, if Osama Bin Laden is captured or killed by the Coalition of the Willing, an Al-Qaeda sleeper cell will detonate a "weapon of mass destruction" in a "secret location" in Europe, and promised it would be "a nuclear hellstorm".

MFW impertinent Westerners are gonna pay for Usamah's death.

Why is it that women are such catastrophic failures at everything in real life but are often depicted as successful, capable, and powerful individuals in visual novels?

>Friend's dad asks me to fix his computer
>Limewire is installed
>Look into search history
>Preteen sluts
>Young sluts
>My face when

>Let little brother borrow my laptop
>An hour later find him hiding under his bed crying
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU SHIT"
>He deleted Firefox to the recycling bin and was convinced he deleted the internet, completely, for everyone in the entire world and that the "Internet Police" was going to arrest him.

>Friend buys pre-assembled computer from some third party
>Pays like twice as much as he would have if he bought the parts individually like I said and put it together himself
>YO MAN CHECK OUT MY NEW PC
>Mine's better and I spent half as much on it
>WHATEVA BRO YOUR JUST JELLY
>Fast forward a couple of months later
>DUDE A BUNCH OF THINGS ARE WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER ITS REALLY SLOW
>Go see to the issue and he's got 32094 viruses, like 120 processes running because of spyware and a metric fucktonne of toolbars and icons
>I can fix this all for you in less than an hour
>NO DUDE THAT'S OKAY I ALREADY GOT SOMEONE TO HELP
>Ask who
>It's the same guy who built his computer
>He ships off his computer for 3 weeks waiting for a guy to erase everything on his hard drive and install a few programs that were already there
>Pays 800 dollars for this instead of letting me do it for free in an hour

My face when

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfnS596Uimo#t=4m

>GURLS GAMERZ

>Buy a grown cat
>Pick up pliers
>Pry out all of the cat's teeth
>Unhinge its jaw and straighten out its neck (will need a prosthetic device)

Congratulations, you now have a top quality fleshlight, made of actual flesh!

>That feel when you hug a girl and your dick touches her thigh

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/16/us/16schools.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

>In California public schools, students are required to learn about black history and women’s history. And if a bill approved by the State Senate this week becomes law, the state will become the first in the country to mandate that schools also teach gay history.

>America
>Super Power

Think about it, while the Japanese are learning Calc III your sons are forced to learn about faggots. No wonder your school system is such a joke.

OP here, clicked the wrong pic